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SECOND FIC. Gotta love it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade. But if I did, Rei would kill Mariah, I'd toss in my own OC's, Kai would announce his undying love for Lunar Raver and Tyson and Max would make out in a closet. But, sadly, I don't. –crycry- BUT! I do own Lunar Raver, my beloved Axel, Bonnie, Dustin and Sidney.

Summary: Detention. It sucks, right? Well, our LOVELY Bladebreakers have pissed off their teachers once too many times. So now, along with Lunar Raver, Dustin, Sidney and Bonnie, they're stuck in detention for probably the remainder of their lives as well as being forced to participate in any upcoming school activities. Life is hell.

Rated For: Language, violence, some mature themes 333

Warnings: Lime in future chapters, extreme violence

La Luna

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Project Mayhem (Bonnie, Lunar Raver, Dustin and Sidney):

All was still. The school yard was silent and the…

"YOU FUCKING SHITFACES!"

Alright, screw that. Lunar and her friends, Dustin, Bonnie and Sidney, were in trouble with their homeroom teacher, Mrs. Kelman, AGAIN. Sidney looked over her shoulder at the running, panting, sweaty teacher. Mrs. Kelman looked just about as crazy as everyone thought she was. Her long, blonde hair was whipped into a frenzy by the wind and her baby blue eyes were scrunched up, analyzing the girls. Her white blouse was disheveled and so was her skirt, adding to her insane-looking appearance.

"I bet high-heels make it hard to run, eh, Mrs. K?" Lunar called over her shoulder, smirking. Sidney looked at her friend. Lunar's shoulder-length, red hair was cut in a bob fashion. She looked every bit the rebel/outcast/mayhem-ist as she was. Sidney looked over at Bonnie, her other friend's long, bright blue hair swinging around behind her. Bonnie was a hyper little freak, but a mayhem-ist none the less. And finally, there was Dustin. Her dreaded hair was blue, yellow and green all at the same time. Her dim violet eyes were squinted, staring at the fence/gate of the school.

Sidney compared her friends' full heads of hair to her blue Mohawk. Screw it, she liked her hair.

Suddenly, Lunar stopped. She turned around for a minute and stared at Mrs. Kelman, "Did you rape you husband? Is that why he died? He probably committed suicide because you were to rough with him." She said, blinking slowly. Mrs. Kelman's face turned red, "Why you insolent bitch!" she roared, her left eye twitching. Lunar smiled, "See? You know it's true… so what do you do for pleasure now? Rape animals?" she questioned, looking serious.

Mrs. Kelman narrowed her eyes, "YOU!" she pointed a long, slender finger at Lunar, "You and your stupid little sad excuses for friends will ROT in detention for the rest of your sad little lives!" she screeched. Dustin shrugged, "This is nothing new." She said. It was true, Project Mayhem, as they liked to call their little group of friends, was condemned to detention every week.

"Well," Mrs. Kelman inhaled sharply and stood up straight, "This time, expect your sentence to be carried out."

Project Mayhem nodded slowly and stalked into the school. "Bitch." Bonnie mumbled under her breath.

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Rei:

The raven-haired Asian leaned back in his chair, staring blankly at the ceiling. Hell, it was the most interesting thing in class … besides that hot blonde sitting about three seats ahead of him.

Rei sighed; he'd rather have root canal than be here. He closed his eyes and let the soothing sound of 50 Cent fill his head… only to be interrupted a minute later by his teacher slamming his hand on the desk.

"Mr. Kon! Am I boring you?" he asked roughly. Rei sat up and blinked, "To put it kindly, yes." He answered with a cocky smirk. Mr. Fritz stared at him, "Is that so? Then maybe you'll find a LIFETIME'S WORTH OF DETENTION more entertaining! Principal's office. NOW." He pointed to the door.

Rei sighed, grabbed his backpack and stalked out the door. However, halfway into the hallway, he turned and gave Mr. Fritz the finger. The teacher's face reddened and he screamed and threw books, staplers and paperweights at him as he left. Rei just laughed.

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Max and Tyson:

The blonde-haired boy nudged his partner in the side with his elbow. The navy-haired looked at him and grinned, "Execute plan now?" Tyson asked. Max nodded eagerly, a big, stupid smile on his face. Tyson nodded and leaned down, releasing two identical white rats from their small, transparent cage he'd been holding. The two rats sat up on their back legs and sniffed the air before heading STRAIGHT for the teacher' desk.

Ms. Anderson was currently lecturing about antecedents and other English crap… that is, until two wily white rats scurried under her skirt. Needless to say, Ms. Anderson screamed at the top of her lungs and jumped atop her desk.

"RATS! RatsratsratsratsRATS!" she cried wildly. She stopped for a moment to stare disbelievingly at two laughing Bladers in the back of the room. Max and Tyson were laughing so hard, they could be heard above Ms. Anderson's wild screaming.

"Max Mizuhara! Tyson Kiyomiya! Report to the principal's office immediately for a lifetime's worth of DETENTION!" she cried, tears streaming down her face. Max and Tyson nodded, hiccupping slightly. They grabbed their bags and trooped out of the classroom, leaving a frustrated Ms. Anderson atop her desk and a baker's dozen of students laughing at her.

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Kai:

The dual-haired, muscular Blader's left eye twitched. God, he needed a cigarette. Nownownownownow! What was up with that fucking "no smoking" rule anyway? His life DEPENDING upon being able to suck ash.

Kai sighed and hunched over his school desk. God, he was bored. On impulse, he looked behind him and cringed when he realized some preppy chick was checking. Out. His. Ass.

Kai buried his face in his hands. 'Are all the girls at this school horny?' he groaned inwardly. Then again, girls were ALWAYS checking him out. He never really wondered why… until now.

His Science teacher, Mr. Redman, walked over to him and slapped a Science pop quiz paper onto his desk, "Pay attention, Mr. Hiwatari." He hissed before moving on to hand out quiz papers to the rest of the class.

Kai took one look at his paper and cringed. Fucking bastard of a Science teacher. Kai scowled and clutched his pencil. Seconds later, his hand shot up, "I'm not taking this quiz." He snarled.

"Excuse me?" Mr. Redman asked, arching an eyebrow and adjusting his glasses. "You heard me." Kai replied, crossing his arms.

Mr. Redman stalked back to his desk and leaned on it, "Principal's office. You know the way, Mr. Hiwatari."

Kai stood up, grabbed his backpack and gave Mr. Redman one of his trademark deathglares. "I hope you burn in the deepest, darkest bowels of Hell." He snarled, the venom in his voice beyond evident.

Without another word, he stalked out the door and slammed it behind him.

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Kenny:

A shaggy brown-haired boy with big glasses sat up at his school desk, re-organizing his pencil, pen and paper on his desk. There was a big smile on his face, today he handed in his A+ History paper and got the A+ grade he deserved.

Eventually, his History teacher, Mrs. Kelp, walked in, readjusted her big, goofy, square glasses on her plump nose and sat down. "Alright," she called out over her noisy students, "Hand in your papers NOW!"

Kenny's smiled widened, it that was possible, and he stood up. Gingerly, he placed his paper on her desk and walked back to his seat. Mrs. Kelp held up his paper and read aloud, after all her other students had handed in their papers,

"World War II, by Kenny :

World War II was a very bloody and sad war.

I mean, THEY DIDN'T HAVE DOUGHNUTS!

What the fuck kind of time doesn't have doughnuts!

I think some of the soldiers got it on with each other.

The faggots.

There were no women around, right?

So they HAD to get laid SOMEHOW, right?

Yeah, so that ends my paper.

Go fuck yourselves now."

By the time Mrs. Kelp was through, the class was laughing so hard, they were crying. But not Mrs. Kelp. Her face was as red as a tomato. "KEEEEEENY!" she screamed, "PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! NOW!"

Kenny's eyes grew wide, "W-what?"

Mrs. Kelp stormed over to his desk and grabbed him by the arm, "You heard me!"

Kenny gulped down his tears and picked up his bookbag, "Yes ma'am." He managed to choke out, walking dizzily to the door.

He wasn't a bad kid… was he?

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Alright, first chapter is done. D

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La Luna (And Kai)