Author's Note: The second Renji x Yourichi fic I'm making. I can't help it if this idea comes to me while I'm sitting on the computer.
Renji was pissed off. No, he was more than pissed off. As it was, Ichigo was gloating after having beaten him in a spar decisively in front of the others, damaging his pride greatly. To top that off, his girlfriend, Yourichi, thought it would be funny if she took off with his zanpaktou in the underground structure of Urahara's store.
"Oi, you bitch, come out here and give it back!" He tried to sound as terrifying as he could. It didn't help when she was on a whole another league of power compared to him.
"I'll give it back when you can take it back, Renji-kun!" She chirped at him from somewhere. He turned to where he thought she was but saw nothing.
"Oi, stop running around! Give it back!" He tried to sound menacing again, but found out it had a different effect.
"You sound so cuuuute!" She squealed from another direction. He whipped his head around to see but a blur. It didn't help with all these rocks in the way.
"That's it; I didn't want to have to do this." He positioned his hands. "Way of destruction 33 shot of red fire!" He began blasting the rocks around him, so that there would be fewer places for the cat-like woman to hide behind. Eventually, he just found out that the dust clouds formed from the destruction hid her form just as well.
"Shit, what the hell do you want you crazy bitch!" He half asked, half demanded.
"I thought you'd never ask!" She huffed loudly as if she was holding her breath for this moment. Suddenly a long thin object made its way toward Renji from above. He barely dodged it in time as it impaled in the ground. It only took a moment to register that it was his beloved Zabimaru. But where was Yourichi…?
He never noticed the ambush from behind as it tackled him to the ground. After some initial rolling around, he found his arms pinned down by another pair of arms and sheer spirit force.
"Get off!" He was not in the mood for this right now. His pride had been sourly damaged.
"Oh, don't be like that! I'll make it up to you!" She mockingly begged.
"Make it up to me? How?" She smirked viciously, followed a ferocious kiss planted on his lips.
Somewhere far away, Jinta and Kon watched on with the aid of binoculars. That was until Tessai found them.
Author's Note: Come on, how can you not like this couple?