Hi to the people who are currently reading this. It's Jessie9095!
You might have realized that i'm starting this story while i haven't finished by other story of Back to the Past yet. Well, I'm putting that on a hiatus (did i even use it in the right context?). This story, if you also go on Lake Blue's page, was written by me and Lake Blue and it was pretty entertaining.

So enjoy this story written by two authors with a pretty weird, yet interesting title

It was an average day on the island of Club Penguin. The sky was a clear blue, a few white clouds scattered across the sky. A light breeze blew through the trees, making them sway slightly.

Two figures slowly ambled through the forest, making their way across. One was taller than the average penguin, the other much shorter. Herbert the polar bear and Klutzy the crab were on their way to one of the most important stores on Club Penguin (in their opinion).

The Pizza Parlor.

The two of them were busy deciding which kind of pizza they wanted.

"I want a spicy fish pizza," argued Klutzy.

"I want a vegetarian pizza," retorted Herbert.

"You know if you haven't wasted so much money on your plans that never work, then we would have enough money to get two pizzas instead of only one," clicked Klutzy.

"Well, that's your fault!"

By the time they finished arguing, they finally reached the pizza parlor

Herbert, being the boss, went in first. He pushed the door slightly, expecting it to glide open. It remained shut. He pushed it again, this time a little harder, but the door refused to budge. He peeked through the glass door to see that the lights were on and the penguins were eating like normal.

"That's weird." Herbert commented, "The Pizza Parlor's open, but the door is locked. Maybe it's just jammed." So once again, he pushed the door with all his might. It still did not move. So with one last attempt, he slammed his body weight against the door, making it rattle, but still not move. "WHY IS THIS NOT OPENING?!" He screamed. Klutzy frankly either wasn't paying attention to what Herbert said, or he just did not care.

A penguin with brown feathers, short brown hair, and a blue t-shirt pushed past him and with one annoyed look, pulled the door open and went in, leaving Herbert speechless.

"You see, I knew that," declared Herbert. "I was just testing if you were paying attention, Klutzy."

"What," asked Klutzy.

"And you failed," responded Herbert as he walked up to the chef?

"What would you like today," the penguin asked sounding slightly suspicious.

"I...um... fine," muttered Herbert. "WE would like a vegetarian pizza."

"That would be about... 800 coins," said the penguin.

"But it says it's only 500 coins!"

"Well, if you read the sign, for polar bears there would be an additional 300 coins," replied the penguin.

"WHAT!? That's totally unfair! I demand a refund," yelled Herbert while smacking his paw on the counter.

Then Klutzy slowly reached up and payed the necessary 800 coins for their pizza.

"Herbert, stop being difficult to work with." Klutzy snapped as he dragged the fat polar bear out the door, with the heavy box of pizza on his back.

"Why are you so nice?" Herbert complained, "You agree to everything, even overpriced pizzas."

"Well, if you were paying attention, they said that they won't be selling vegetarian pizzas anymore. So this pizza right here is the last vegetarian pizza in the world." Klutzy retorted.

"What," yelled Herbert receiving weird looks from surrounding penguins. "What do you mean it's the last vegetarian pizza in the world?"

"I mean it's the last vegetarian pizza in the face of Club Penguin," clicked Klutzy as they began on their trek back to their hideout.

"But what would if eat," groaned Herbert.

"Cheese pizza," smirked Klutzy.

Herbert glared at Klutzy and finally said, "You're mean."

"Your fault for being a vegetarian."

"How is it my fault that I'm a vegetarian?! No, it's your fault for NOT being a vegetarian!" He complained.

Klutzy rolled his eyes and said, "We're here." Pushing the door open, they went down the stairs and Klutzy set the box of pizza down on the workbench.

"Let's get to work then! I have a very evil plan to destroy the Everyday Prune Farmers!" Herbert laughed evilly.

"Don't you mean the Elite Penguin Force," corrected Klutzy.

"No I mean the Error Prone Fumblers!"

"Are you sure?"

"No I mean the Enchilada Potato Factory!"

"Okay then," clicked Klutzy while looking at him weirdly. "Let's dig into the pizza first!"

"Good idea!"

They each grabbed a slice of pizza as they sat down and relaxed. Klutzy was surfing the Internet on his tablet, while Herbert was daydreaming about his next plan. Both munched on their pizzas in silence until there was just one slice of pizza left in the box.

"I need to go to the bathroom." Klutzy clicked and got up to leave.

"I'm going to the fridge to get myself some pink ice cream." Herbert said as he too got up to leave.

"Don't eat the last slice of pizza!" They shouted to each other as they separated.

"I said it first!" Klutzy's now quiet voice chirped.

"No I said it first," retorted Herbert.

When they returned to the pizza box, they found it completely empty.

"Where did the last slice go," asked Klutzy

"Don't act so innocent," said Herbert. "You obviously ate it when you went to the 'bathroom'"

"Maybe you ate it when you were 'eating pink ice cream.' We don't even have pink ice cream!" (What is pink ice cream?)

"Yeah we do! I have proof. See," said Herbert while holding up a carton of strawberry ice cream.

"Well, someone ate it," clicked Klutzy while glaring at Herbert.

"Yeah and it's obviously you," said Herbert.

"You know what?! Let's take this to court," declared Klutzy

"We have a court?"

"I think so, let's double check." He shrugged.

Lake Blue and Jessie were sitting in the Club Penguin University, in Algebra class. They were furiously scribbling down the answers for the questions, when their EPF phones began to ring the PSA theme song, interrupting the silence. They looked up at their professor, who nodded and allowed them to leave the classroom and pick up the call, as it could be an important mission.

"Ooh, they have their phones out in school." Tappat chirped as the two went outside. (Tappat the woodpecker!)

"Hello?" They asked in unison.

"Yeah, this is Herbert," said Herbert on Lake Blue's phone.

"Why are you calling Herbert? Are you going to finally give up and come willingly to serve the penalties that you get for trying to destroy/taking over club penguin?"

"Of course not! I just wanted to know if there really is a court in club penguin," asked Herbert.

"Of course there is," replied Lake Blue.

"Alright. Thanks," said Herbert as he quickly hung up. Lake Blue shut off her phone as she gave an extremely confused look to Jessie, who had listened in on the conversation.

"What was that all about?!" Jessie questioned, equally confused.

That is, until the next day.

Ooh! What's going to happen in the next day?
Stay tuned to find out.
You could go on Lake Blue's page too, but we probably would have something to the same context.