Naruto: He Who Lols Last!
A Fanfic by SanchezL (aka Zekejenkins on Newgrounds)
Chapter 1: Fun On The Bun!
"Where's Kakashi sensei?" Naruto asked Sakura.
"I dont know, I've been searching all morning!" Sakura said.
"I cant even find that pervy sage! Keep looking on this side, I'll look on the other side of town." Naruto said, and then ran off.
Unbeknownst to them Kakashi and Jiraiya were on vacation at the Konoha Country Beach...
"This is great! Where did you get those tickets from Kakashi?" Jiraiya said.
"I won them off Iruka in a poker game. He really sucks at Blackjack!" Kakashi said while they shared a good laugh.
"You dont think Naruto will get himself into too much trouble while we're gone do you?" Kakashi asked Jiraiya.
"Of course not! He knows how to handle himself!" Jiraiya said.
"You're right I should just relax and have some fun!" Kakashi said.
"Wanna know what I think we should do next?" Jiraiya said with a smirk on his face.
"Sneak into the girls changing room!" They both said with big grins.
Meanwhile back at Konoha...
"Man! It took me forever to get those tickets, and what do I do? Bet them in a game of Blackjack! If only I were better at that game!" Iruka said.
"Hmm... I think I know someone who can help me. But where would he be at this time of day? Probably playing Shogi with Asuma..." Iruka pondered.
...
"I win again." Shikamaru said.
"I'll beat you one of these days." Asuma said.
"Maybe if you're lucky enough, but as they say luck is only a superstition." Shikamaru said.
Suddenly Shikamaru sees Iruka running towards them.
"What's the problem, Iruka?" Asuma asked.
"Shikamaru do you know how to play any poker games?" Iruka asked.
"Yeah, there's Go Fish, Blackjack, and Deuces Wild. Those are the only ones I know." Shikamaru answered.
"Could you teach me how to play Blackjack better? I figured you would know because you're the smartest chunin in the village." Iruka said.
"Yeah sure, just sit down and let me tell you the rules of the game." Shikamaru said.
"It's gonna be so much fun beating Kakashi and taking something of his that took him a long time to get. It's gonna be fun on the bun!" Iruka thought to himself.
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To be continued...