I really don't know why I'm starting this... But I'm gonna^.^

Tick... Tick... Tick...
Wake up Jessica... Wake up.
"Huh?" I sit straight up in my bed and look over at the clock on the table. It was already eight, but I still had a pretty good chance of being early.
I brush my hair and let it curly naturally down the side of my shoulder, popping a cute little bow in at the tip. Every girl's gotta have her sparkles. Especially me, because on early mornings like this, it's going to take a lot more than coffee to make me shine.
"Does my hair look okay?" My brother asks as he walks into the bathroom. His ginger red hair is exactly the same it usually is, and I'm not sure why he bothers to ask me this same question every morning.
"Fabulous." I mumble as I proceed to put on my make up. I leave Kolton to do his manly beauty things and go directly to my closet. Although I had laid my clothes out the night before, I suddenly feel as though they don't reach their full potential. I put on a floral skirt and long sleeve shirt that hides my hands. Pulling on my boots, I grab my bag and head outside into the early morning sunlight.
It's spring. Not too hot and not too cold. The Starlys and Fletchlings were chirping from tree to tree. Today was going to be a wonderful-
"Boo-kie!"
Damn it.
"Bookie, wait up!" It was behind me. That horrible, smelly, disgusting lump of- "God you take forever, I've been waiting for you all day."
I clear my throat and eye him, "If I'm so slow then why are you the one trying to catch up with me?" GB blinks. To be honest, this one isn't too smart. I continue to walk but at a neutral pace, allowing him to catch up. Perhaps I'm feeling more generous than usual today.
"Do you know why Gramps called us in today?" G asks me.
I shrug, "There's probably a new prototype for the poked ex and he wants us to go an fill it with all the pokemon in the world. Which is becoming a bit impossible due to the constant discoveries of new pokemon."
He sighs and shakes his head, "Not to mention the fact that he wants us to do all the work."
"The iron youth." Is all I say before we enter Oak's lab. A group of scientists scatter about as we make our way to the professor's office. Gary knocks on his door and enters, sitting in one of the chairs. I sit next to him reluctantly and await the "urgent" news.
"Ah, I'm glad to see you two getting along." Oak sighs happily. He then looks me dead in the eye, and I know what's coming next. "Now tell me... Are you a boy or a girl?"
I sigh heavily as Gary chuckles next to me. "Girl." I mumble. The professor's dimensia is acting up again.
"Very good. And... Oh... What was my grandson's name again?" He scratches his head. I side glance at Gary with a suppressed smile.
"Not again." He whispers. "Please." He begs.
This new feeling I get suddenly tells me to answer the question truthfully. "Gary." What is this strange emotion...? Kind...kindness...?
After a series of repeatitive conversations we were finally able to recieve the pokedexs from the old man and leave his laboratory. I have no clue why that man is allowed to work, so much as run a science facility... Maybe they just want to keep him happy.

"Dude, I'm totally going to fill this up before you." Gary says as we enter the woods. Although I miss most of what he's saying because I'm too busy adding entries to my pokedex.
"...huh?"
"Give me that." He demands trying to pry it out of my hands for no known reason. The device goes flying into a nearby puddle of mud.
"Great job, dildo." I huff as I walk over to retrieve it. Something bubbles as I pick it up. I bend down to study it closer. "That's weird..."
The bubbles grow bigger and splatter my face and clothes. I step back disgusted when something flies out of the mud and I fall backwards, screaming. I flip my pokedex open and quickly scan the pokemon.
"Grimer, the sludge Pokemon-"
"Yeah, yeah, shut the hell up." I say tapping the a button over and over to make it go faster. I pull out a pokeball and toss it in the air. "Let's go Luxray!"
My amazing little Luxray appears looking as magnificent as ever. I spent so much time training him... I'm just so proud. "Use thunder shock!"
A bolt of lightning hits the wild pokemon, causing it to immediately faint. I give the poor thing a natural healer and let it rest. I always feel guilty when defeating wild pokemon, because they have no one to restore their health.
"Show off." Gary says.
"Look, GarBear. I know you're not as great as this as I am, but that doesn't mean you have to be upset every time I win a battle." I tease.
"GB does not stand for GarBear. My name's not even Gary!" He says, frustrated. Lately he's been going on these little rants. It's just because he's confused.
This will be best explained using a flashback.

The small little eevee was fast asleep as the waves rolled over the sand. I sat there next to the mysterious boy whom the pokemon belonged to. We watch as the sun begins to set, and my shinx plays with his tail as it too grows sleepy after a long day.
"What's your name?" I asked.
"Green or Blue... Last name's Oak." He shrugged. I didn't know what to think of that so I just stayed quiet.
"Thank you for saving my shinx." I said after awhile.
He turned to me with only the innocence of a really REALLY young Gary could have, "Don't mention it."
"Can we play like this again sometime?" I asked.
"Sure thing." He nods.
"So I'm confused. Are you Green or are you Blue?" I wondered.
"You know... I'm not really sure myself."

"I know, I know. But it's so much more entertaining this way." I smile deviously. He crosses his arms and mock pouts.
"How far out are we anyways?" I ask him as we begin to walk again, luxray padding along on my left.
"Probably another twenty minutes." He shrugs. I had a pretty good idea of how all the towns were connected, since my brother travels so much. He and I used to live in Pallet town with our mother, until he moved out and I tagged along with him. Now we live in Cerulean City, and had just been visiting my mother when the professor had called us in.
"How's living in the city?" GB says as if reading my mind.
"It's nice there, I have a lot of friends." I say.
"You know you don't have to lie to impress me." He grins. I roll my eyes and sigh.
"At least I have friends, moron." Luxray growls along with me.
"It's not like there's many people in Pallet to choose from. There's that creepy rich girl who pops in every few years for no reason. Then there's Red but he disappeared years ago."
"Pallet's a ghost town." I mumble.
Gary nods, "It's really quiet without you here."
I nod and then rethink what he just said. "Wait a minute... Was that meant to insult me?"
Gary starts laughing and I punch his arm repeatively, and before we know it, we're in Viridean City.
"I think we should part here." Gary says.
"What?" I ask, shocked.
"You're really distracting me from filling my pokedex." He says. I sigh and wave goodbye to him. This was going to be a long journey.

Sorry for the shortness of this chapter but I think it's a good start... Hopefully. I guess this is just kind of a parody of the pokemon games. Review, Follow, Favorite ~thanks.

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