A/N: This just randomly flew out my ass one day...ENJOY!

Ipswhich. Home of trees, random students, some really hot guys, and now...me. Don't worry, I don't have a dark past (unless you count being obsessed with pretty much everyting dark), I'm not related to some random guy, and I am not a fairy/vampire/witch/werewolf/master-of-all-things. But that has nothing to do with anything. For you see, today was the beginning of a whole new terrifying adventure, commonly known as...HIGHSCHOOL!!

For you see, I am a Freshman. At a new school. In a new state. Otherwise known as royaly fucked.

As I sat in the car waiting for my mom to drop me off at my new school, I couldn't help but be afraid of the seemingly ancient brick building in front of me...and utterly disgusted with my uniform...except for the tie..I like ties.

My face obviously must have been scrunched up weird because my mom turned to me, her boy cut red hair spiked to unbelievable heights, her green brown eyes latching onto me worriedly. "Bitch, whats wrong with you?" yes, my mother called me a bitch, don't worry its just a nickname.

"I'm sorry Queen bitch, but...you see the aliens..they made me slow dance.." I 'cried' out in super-angst mode.

My mom (Debbie if you REALLY want to know) just stared at me.

"Supernatural was on last night wasn't it?" She said dully.

I think I drooled. MMMMMM, SAM AND DEEEEAAANNN...

Instead I just nodded, my bobbed red hair getting into my blue eye(s I have two..).

Finally, we made through the zoo known as the drop off (god I hate those things), and into the front of Spenser Academy. A private school...eeeeewwww.

A soon as the green Honda Pilot came to a stop I flew out of the car like and insane Superman, and swung around to my mom.

"Hasta la Vista Madre!" I crowed to my mother, and before you ask, no I'm not Spanish, in fact I'm about as white as they come, being from Irish/English descent.

Swinging my large purple back pack onto my my back I distintly heard my mother shot "Bye, Cici" before slamming the car and driving away.

And then I was alone...

Oh shit.

I quickly deposited my 20 pound backpack on to the cement, ignoring the stares of the older students, and rummaging throung my OCD clean backpack for the schedule I had shoved in there.

"Sweet baby jesus where in the name of Jared Padelecki's ass did I put that damn schedule!" I all but hissed, my hands on my very curvy hips (don't worry, I have like zip boobage, I like to flaunt what I got though), as I stood towering over my currently evil backpack.

Sighing to myself, I dove down into the pack again, and began to search crazilly for my friggin schedule.

Then I saw it, the most beautiful piece of paper known to man...my schedule.

I think angels sang...

Sighing in delight, I began to reach for my salvation to class...only to have my backpack rudley picked up by a bunch of Senior asshole jocks.

I may have growled.

"We-e-elll boys, look what we have here, a freshman" The one holding my bag, a tall boy with curly blonde hair and a perma-varsity jacket on, said.

"Yeah Aaron, freshman" Another one said, this one with a buzz cut and the biggest damn ears I have ever seen.

I did not like this.

Not one bit.

"Hey Dipshit, I may just be a freshman, but I will go Jackie Chan on your ass" I growled.

I WANT MY BACKPACK!

And my schedule.

Mostly my backpack.

They all just laughed and ignored me.

I think they enjoyed the crowd forming.

...

Sadists.

They should believe me though.

I'm a third degree black belt...My mom's a fourth.

So I tilted my hips a threw my hips into a mean 'punch', which Aaron promptly caught...unfortunatly he missed the round kick that smacked him in the ribs. Gasping he scrambled back, with a mumbled 'you bitch' before trying to fight back. Doubling forward he swung a huge fist at me, which I blocked with a knifehand outer form block before grabbing his wrist, twisting around his back and kicking his knees in so he landed face first with my knee pressing against his mid-back, hindering any movement.

With a huge scowl , I turned to his 'macho' buddies and barked "dumbshits give me my damn bag before I snap his wrist".

They just stared.

Effin retards.

I twisted it a little more, and I heard him whimper.

"Come on guys, seriously, it's to early, my head hurts and I'm at a new school in a new state I WILL break it"

Finally I got some movement, as buzz cut boy all but threw my backpack at me before grabbing Aaron and rushing through the crowd as Aaron yelled "You're so over Freshy".

Pussy.

Sniffing to myself I grabbed the schedule (and my backpack), before trying to turn around and head to the school.

Trying being the key word.

A huge crowd had formed and with a tired snap I screamed "PART OH RED SEA!"

...

Nobody moved.

It wasn't until I turned around that I realized why.

Behind me stood 4 very fine (obviously) senior boys, and 2 pretty senior girls.

And they looked somewhat amused...mostly annoyed.

Quickly I looked behind me to see that FINALLY all the annoying mobs had indeed parted like the red sea...just not for me.

I was so looking forward to being Moses.

Then it clicked.

"OOOOOHH" I sighed out somewhat amused. "You're Senior royalty, and I being the lowly freshman must bow before your feet, lest I spoil you're air" I said dramatically while dropping to me knees and bowing.

"OH GREAT ONES!" I cried sarcastically "How may I serve you!"

The blonde boy laughed outright while the rest just looked somewhat amused.

"Oi, Kid you're funny" Blondie chuckled.

Suddenly I stopped, my eye madly twitching.

Then there was silence.

Slowly, my head lifted up, the people I had just met staring at me like I was insane...

Which I am...

Very slowly, I asked them the question that would determine ther awesomness to me...

It could change everything...

...

...dots...

"Do" They stared

"You"

...

"Like"...creepiness...

"PIE!!"

Then to my surprise, the boy with spiked brown hair and "holyshitohmygodsohot" blue eyes responded.

"HELL YES!! GO BLUEBERRY!"

It was definently the start of some seriously werid shit.

And Awesomeness...cuz I rule...

BWAHAHAHA! HA!

I LOVVVVVVEEE YOOOOOUUUU...

Not really...

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