So this is gonna be really terrible cause I'm terrible

I just wanted to write a story here u go

It was a Friday night and Link's misfit group of friends had gathered together like they do every weekend. Nobody knew exactly how or why they were all friends, but they were. They all decided to meet up at Urbosa's house this time, like usual, because of complications. Link, Mipha, and Revali were all in college so not everyone could meet at one of their dorms. Zelda was in college too, but she requested an exception that allowed her to live with her father, since he was basically the owner of the college, but not quite. He controlled things from behind the scenes. They'd go to Zelda's house, but her father didn't 'approve' of most her friends. Especially the older of the bunch. Urbosa had started setting out snacks and games as one by one everyone arrived. The snacks and games were decoys of course. Urbosa had bigger plans, but that would come later. Daruk had been the first to arrive, in his very beaten and destroyed jeep. The roof was dented from fist banging and pushed up, since the owner of said car was too big for the small vehicle. The doors were practically off their hinges and the wheels were taped all over. That was most likely a safety issue, and quite possibly illegal. Urbosa wondered how he hadn't gotten in a crash yet. The lights were smashed as well, so how did he see in the nighttime? Urbosa moved towards the window to slide the curtains out of the way. She was immediately put into a silent giggling fit. There were flashlights strapped to where the remains of the back and front headlights had been. Daruk stumbled out of the small car, into Urbosa's front yard. He started walking to the door when he stopped to wave at her through the window. Urbosa turned on the porch lights, illuminating the front yard and allowing Daruk to be able to see the front door. He knocked on the wooden door, but he already knew that Urbosa knew he was there, so he didn't knock long or hard. The door creaked open.

"Long time no see, sister!" Urbosa gave him a slightly disappointed smile. He really is bad at keeping track of time. "Long four hours indeed, Daruk."

He smiled awkwardly and let out a small laugh. As he walked inside, he immediately made a straight shot for the snacks sitting on the coffee table in the living room. Daruk shoveled snack after snack into his mouth until he looked like a chipmunk, then swallowed it all in one big gulp. "Save some for the rest of us, big guy. I may just have to make you pay for all that." Daruk scratched the back of his head and laughed. As soon as Urbosa finished her sentence, she could hear giggling approaching the door. 'Must be the inseparable blondes' she thought. Urbosa made her way back towards the door to greet the new arrivals. A hurried and forced wave was motioned by the female of the two. "Hello Urbosa! I brought Link with me this time since we were studying together before coming here." Urbosa smirked at the explanation. Zelda was always making sure Link studied, or else he'd probably have no future. Or maybe she just wanted to make sure he didn't get lost again this time. Or...

"Well, don't just stand there, come in."

"Oh, yes, right." Zelda blushed slightly in embarrassment and began to move towards the entrance.Before Urbosa could even move out of the way, Link speeded towards the source of a delicious scent. He loved his food and if they weren't supplying, he probably wouldn't have even came. Well, that's partly true. He loves his friends too much to not come, even if he gets teased by Urbosa, who claims he's like the protagonist of a harem. "Little guy, little princess, welcome to the party!" Link deflated as soon as he saw the coffee table. "Not happy to see me, LG?" Link plopped onto the maroon sofa, less motivated to stay. His stomach grumbled in sadness. "Oooh... the food.. yeah, I guess I did eat a bit much.." Daruk looked down at what crumbs were left of the snacks Urbosa had put out. Urbosa looked back at the table and sighed. She walked over to Daruk and held out a hand. "50 bucks, big guy." "Uhh.. what?" Daruk raised one eyebrow in confusion, then looked at Urbosa. "I wasn't kidding when I said that if you eat all my food, I'll make you pay." By now, Zelda settled down next to Link and giggled quietly. "I have other ways of making you pay, if money isn't a liable option." Zelda got up to tell Urbosa she could pay in place of Daruk, when there was a quiet and small knock at the door. Urbosa put her hands on her hips and winked at Daruk playfully. "We'll settle this matter later."

She opened the door to see their short and quiet, but kind friend at the door. The redhead waved shyly at everyone and looked down at the floor sheepishly. "Hello everyone.. I hope I'm not too late.." "Not at all, Mipha! If anything, you're right on time. ..Actually, maybe now is a bit of a.. awkward time." Zelda laughed awkwardly and glanced at Daruk and Link. Link hunched over with his head in his hands and elbows on his legs. Daruk was comforting him and saying sorry again about the food. Mipha looked around the room. "Is Revali not here yet?"

Everyone looked at each other.

Link looked up and signed "Who?" with a playful smirk on his face. Zelda lightly smacked the back of his head. "Come on now, Link. I know he can be a bit of a.. jerk, but he's still our friend. He just has.. a problem." Zelda scolded him lightly, though partly wanting to join in with him. Everyone laughed at the exchange. As if on cue, a voice came from behind Mipha. "How rude to talk about one of your greatest friends yet behind their back." Everyone jumped and looked at the door. A blue haired male stood at the door with his arms crossed as he looked at everyone. How did nobody hear him come in? And why did it seem like he'd been there the whole time? "It's bad manners not to greet your guest you know." A smirk formed on Revali's face. "Oh hush, bird-brain. Welcome to the party. Thanks for scaring the living daylights out of everyone." Urbosa remarked coldly, and looked Revali in his emerald green eyes with her all-knowing irises. Although confident, she could see a bit of sadness from being left out all the time in Revali's eyes. He looked away and scoffed. "If you didn't want me to come, you could have said so before I wasted my time to grace you with my presence."

After everyone settled down, Urbosa headed toward the kitchen and got out more snacks. Link smiled brightly, drooling at the thought of finally getting food. He didn't eat breakfast today, ok. A flick on his forehead snapped him out of it. He looked over bitterly, already knowing exactly who did it. "You have quite the hunger problem, don't you? Perhaps you should try eating more filling foods instead of junk." Link couldn't tell if the suggestion from smug braids over here was genuine concern or if he was just picking on him again. Link figured it was the latter. Revali had something against him ever since they first met, but he never figured out why. He thought maybe it was because he only talked to those closest to him, but his gut told him it was something deeper. Maybe he just wanted attention from the blue eyed blonde?

Zelda sighed, annoyed. Oh no.. Link already knew another scolding was coming. "Alright cut it out guys, you're always at each other's throats every time you see one another. I swear you fight just like an old married couple at this point!"

Both Revali and Link got flustered at the statement and immediately refuted. Link put up all forms of refusals in hand language, slipping in a middle finger at Revali when he wasn't looking. At the same time, Revali waved his hands around, hoping to get the point to Zelda. "We are not a couple!"

Urbosa looked over, amused by the teasing, and wanted to join in. Daruk and Mipha decided to sit this one out, wanting to be spared of Urbosa's fury.

"Zelda said nothing of being a couple. What are you implying, Revali?" She smirked. Oh great, now Revali had gotten Urbosa started. And everyone knows once Urbosa joins in teasing, the victim is going to leave with the urge to end their lives. Urbosa glanced back. Link looked uncomfortable at this point and blushed slightly. 'Oh?' Maybe she should stop. Or maybe she could keep going, but in a different way. Mipha looked slightly at Link, blushing as well. Everyone knew Mipha had an ages long crush on Link. Ever since childhood, she longed for her feelings to be returned. Urbosa decided against it and sat in her special chair, right across from the sofa. As soon as she sat down, a few breathes of relief were heard in the background.

"As you all know, tonight is our daily get together," Urbosa paused, waiting for everyone to settle down. "This time around, it was my turn to choose the activity. On the table, there are plenty of board games and snacks." Everyone looked down at the table, then back at Urbosa. "Where are you going with this already?" Revali snapped, clearly annoyed and wanting her to get on with it already. "Shut it, feathers." Revali huffed and brushed the feathers in his braids. They were a requirement in his family, and he didn't care much for it, but he still didn't appreciate disrespect towards his family's beliefs. Urbosa honestly could not care less. It was just more teasing material to her.

"As I was saying, before being so rudely interrupted." she glanced at Revali, who looked away. "Although there are games present, that is not what we are doing this time." Everyone exchanged looks at each other, confused. Daruk raised his hand. Urbosa motioned a hand towards him. "Yes, Daruk?"

"If we're not playing games, then why have them out? What are we going to do now?" Mipha input a question as well. "I agree, what are we to do if not play games? I see no other possibilities for something to do in the room.."

"The games were merely a decoy, or a distraction, from my original plan. Had I stated it before you all came, nobody would come." At this point, the group was slowly catching on. Most of them got the hint that the activity Urbosa spoke of was not appropriate.

"Get on with it already." Revali muttered under his breath.

"I plan on taking us all on a trip to a club."

At that moment the room went silent. Simultaneously, everyone looked at Urbosa and said the same thing. With the exception of Link, who signed it.

"What!?"