Dean was crouching on a pizza. "Deanie weanie." He heard a small voice behind him. He whipped around, getting tomato paste stuck in between his toes. "What is it Castiel the homosexual angel male."
"I called a sandwich into existence for you Deanie weanie."
"What is in it homosexual angel male?"
"Strassburg." Castiel sings
"STRAAAAAAAASBURG OOH OOH OH STRAAAASBURG OH STRASSBURG IS BAE! Now Deanie weanie. Eat."
Dean picked up the sandwich "No Cassie this is a sock."
"Dean do not judge the homosexual angel man." Castiel unfolded his large wings the size of elephants and flew out the window.
"Shit my car." Dean said monotonely.
The End