Smash Mansion
"Hi, we're here to apply for the position."
Master Hand's office, roman pantheon style with an open roof to accommodate the gigantic glove.
"There is only one of you."
A tall but rather scrawny looking teenager stood in the middle of the room as Master hand circled like a shark.He seemed unnaffected, and smiled almost idiotically. He had flaming red hair, bordering on orange. He wore an olive green jacket, olive green pants, and a shiny, shiny belt buckled belt.
"Oh, hold on."
He spoke to the red backpack he was carrying.
"Mutsy, Blanky, get out here."
The bag unzipped and out jumped two figures. The first, about a foot tall, looked, was, a plush dog. With big ears. The second figure flatenned out when it hit the floor, then sprang up to a height of two feet. It looked, was, (dangit!) made of cloth. It was a blanket. It suddenly sprouted eyes and a wide grin. A living blanket!
"Who are you?"
The teenager spoke.
"We are Nonsense Advice, for good or for awesome! I'm Javi, this is Blanky and Mutsy and hopefully, Smashers to be!
"No, what are you?"
"Well, we run a Advice site, but I'm your run of the mill awesome guy,and they are a plush dog and blanket that some how came to life!"
"Do you have any previous experience?"
"Well no, but we can fight pretty well!"
"We? You fight as a team?"
This time Mutsy spoke, his voice oddly loud and clear for for something that size.
"Yeah! We are nothing without each other, literally, and ever since Popo and Nana became Smashers, we have been training to join!"
"But HOW did you two come to life?"
Blanky spoke.
"We'll tell you, but first you have to tell us what YOU are."
"Touché. You can become Smashers, but first, you must defeat an opponent of your choosing from the Smashers."
Master hand threw open the huge oaken doors of his office, and all the current Smashers, filed in, forming a semi-circle around Nonsense Advice.
They all, stood silently around the newcomers, trying to impose as much fear as they could, even Pichu, a strategy Master Hand had taught them to discourage weak potential Smashers. But N.A.stood their ground, Javi star struck.
"Whoa! Mario! Luigi! Samus, BowserPeach, Linkzeldamewtwopikachujigglypufficeclimbersganondorfdr.mariogameandwatch ungh..."
Mutsy had to elbow him in the shin to shut him up.
"Whoops, sorry, long time gamer. Ooookay, I pick the first game I ever played, come on down Young Link!"
Young Link stepped forward.
"First game, eh?"
"Ocarina of Time at a friend´s house."
"Cool."
"Fight."
Next thing Javi knew, he, Mutsy, Blanky and Y. Link were at Hyrule.
Mutsy turned to Blanky.
"Don't say it."
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."