It was a normal day for me, wake up at around two in the afternoon, eat some Fruit Loops, and then watch Hetalia while sitting on my laptop. At the current time that is what I was doing, watching Hetalia: Axis Powers and looking up random shit on google. I was wearing my black with red snowflakes pj shorts, a white tank top, and my signature thin grey jacket. I wore my Grell (from Black Butler) bracelet and Prussia bracelet, along with my Romano wig from my cosplay and coloured contacts also from the cosplay because I felt like it.

So here I am, partly in my South Italy cosplay and half in my pjs when suddenly my horse of a dog starts barking at something in the sunroom.

I felt slightly annoyed as I set my laptop carefully on the couch and sauntered to the sunroom, the sunroom walls are basically windows, so of course I saw the guy with the mask, dressed all in black and fumbling with the locked door. I froze and ya know when something really surprising happens and options come flying through your mind. One of the things I actually considered doing was opening the door and say "what do ya want?', another thing was pounding on the door saying "let me in!", and the other one was just go up to the door and yell "I don't care what you're selling, I don't want any!".

But what I did do was, turn and walk silently away, I grabbed my GIR (from Invader Zim) bag that I usually use for sleepovers. I calmly set my laptop, it's charger, my IPod, it's charger, my wallet, some Heath bars, a pack of Ramen noodles, my phone, it's charger, my Russian Blue kitten, Lizard, my sketchbook, and some pencils into the bag. I walked back, opening the garage and the door leading to the garage so Jasper, my horse-dog could get out without getting hurt. I was really being calm and for that, I was proud of myself, but then I noticed I was shaking and I was beginning to feel light-headed.

Taking a deep breath, I began walking to the front door so I could get away and call the police/po-po. Then I heard a voice "hey girly..." it was a man's voice. My heart almost stopped and I can only imagine what my face looked like as the guy in black was standing there, well after he got a look at my face, was doubled over in laughter. While he was distracted, I ran ran around him, though the dining room, into the sunroom, and out the door which was hanging from one hinge. I heard a gunshot as I jumped over the railing around the porch, I glanced back to see the guy running after me with a pistol aimed at me.

And what did I do? I ran in zig-zags, it's harder to hit a weaving target. I heard another shot and "come out, come out girly, let's play a game". I responded with "LET'S PLAY TUNAFISH", it was very clever sounding to me, but I think it confused him and gave him a clue to which direction I was heading. I noticed I was running in the river, it was empty and dry, in summer and spring it was flowing and full, but that wasn't the case in winter.

It was just my luck that I went the way to the dam, so soon enough I hit a smooth concrete wall, my head whipped from side to side, two straight flawless concrete walls that were impossible to climb in my current condition lay on either side of me. I heard a shot and soon saw a bullet hole in the concrete dam in front of me. I sighed, it was hopeless, but I, cosplayer, fangirl, and one of the most lazy people on earth, was not going out without a fight.

I grinned, trying to comfort myself by thinking 'it's like minecraft, he's damn creeper, when he explodes and you die, you'll just respawn in your bed', sadly, I knew it wasn't minecraft and I knew it was over, but it was comforting to imagine. I turned around and I ran and I ran and I ran and after five inches I heard another shot. Suddenly I was flying through the air only to land on the riverbed with a thump, the contents of my bag were fine because I landed on my back, holding the bag to my stomach, under my now bleeding chest.

I felt even more light-headed, but was still with it enough to realize the guy left. i dug through my bag until I found Lizard "hey my pretty kitten" I whispered, scratching behind her ears, I heard a purr and smiled. "Goodbye my kitten, I hope you'll be alright" I whispered before I was engulfed in some kind of white light. One thought ran through my mind...

That guy was probably wondered what the fuck was sticking out of the side of my head...

Hey! I am alive and posting something of worth, or at least I hope it is. This was inspired by my really good friend Crazychick16's My ZADR World, which I am co-author of. Go check it out and tell her Limph sent you, I know none of you will, but whatever. Also, the game called Tuna Fish is a game me and my cousin China made up. This is how you play, you say let's play Tuna Fish and then tell the people you are playing with to go away. It was actually just a plan to get annoying people to go away. If you did not get the last sentence of the real chapter, it was referring to Romano's curl since I was wearing the wig. I would like to thank you for reading and ask you to review because they make me very happy!