Author's Note: This is my parody of the song "1985" by Bowling for Soup! I hope you laugh, it'll make more sense if you've read my Final Fantasy story, "Recollections & Reconnections". If you read that or this, please review! I might add more changed songs later, for kicks, but for now this is it! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Bowling for Soup OR Final Fantasy, but one day if I decide to carry out my plans for world domination, I will. Ooooooooooooh, trust me, I will.

Rikku's Melody

By Blitzing for Moogles

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Rikku just hit the wall,
She never had it all.
No one to fight away,
No more saving the day.
Her life became less keen,
When she turned seventeen.
Only been with one guy,
Who only had one eye!

She was gonna be a hero.
She was gonna be a star.
She was gonna have a blast.
She was gonna go so far.

Her yellow bikini,
Is now the enemy.
Looks at her boring life,
And nothing,
Has been,
All right…

Since Lord Braska.
Sir Auron.
Before life became borin',
There were fiends,
And Sin,
With his giant monster fin.
Her two friends,
The Gullwings,
Both have romantic flings.
But now she's pre-occupied,
With Gippal.
Gippal.
Who's got only one eye!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Only got one eye...

Woo-hoo-hoo!

She's met all the legends.
She fought side by side,
With Tidus, Lady Yuna,
Sir Auron, who has died.
She kicked poor Sin's ass,
Just another easy task.
But now that time has passed,
And life's no longer fast.

Where're the short shorts,
And the orange tank?
Why is she now dressed,
Like a totalblondeskank?

When did reality,
Become so dull?
Whatever happened to,
Yevon?
Home?
She used to party with...

Lord Braska.
Sir Auron.
Before life became borin',
There were fiends,
And Sin,
With his giant monster fin.
Her two friends,
The Gullwings,
Both have romantic flings.
But now she's pre-occupied,
With Gippal.
Gippal.
Who's got only one eye!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

She hates time,
Make it stop.
When did desert cactuars,
Actually talk?

And when did Shelinda,
Become an actor?

Please make this stop.

Stop.

Stop!

And bring back...

Lord Braska.
Sir Auron.
Before life became borin',
There were fiends,
And Sin,
With his giant monster fin.
Her two friends,
The Gullwings,
Both have romantic flings.
But now she's pre-occupied,

Only got one eye.

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Since Lord Braska.
Sir Auron.
Before life became borin',
There were fiends,
And Sin,
With his giant monster fin.
Her two friends,
The Gullwings,
Both have romantic flings.
But now she's pre-occupied,
With Gippal.
Gippal.
Who's got only one eye.