Calling all Children of Rome!
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Official message from the Senate and People of Rome
*SPQR*
The Twelfth Legion Fulminata needs more recruits! In these troubling times, from the fall of Mt. Orthys to the possible awakening of the Earth mother, unity has become even more important to the survival of the legacy of Rome. Our previous successes are well known throughout history: from the feats of Aeneas, the original Roman, to our recent storming of Mt. Tamalpais (any forest fires caused were entirely unintentional).
By joining, not only will you be increasing your chances of survival (by rates of up to 99%!), but you will be advancing the Flame of Western Civilization that stands strong against the forces of Chaos. We guard the thin fiery line between the west and total destruction, as we have for generations since Caesar's order for us to go underground and keep the legacy of Rome and her demigods alive.
Any demigod or legacy wishing to join the legion will be provided with the following:
-Free bunks-Ten to a cabin, keep them clean!...Terminus is really OCD.
-Linens & toiletries must come from the mortal world or one's godly parent though.
-Free meals-The aurae make the best pizza in the world with a recipe given by Bacchus himself
-Weapons and equipment-With the training to use them!
-Enfranchisement-Citizenship to new Rome and access to its acclaimed colleges in engineering, architecture, and government will be granted at the end of your 10 year service term.
-Bath houses-Trust me, you haven't lived until you've had a Roman bath.
-An Elephant (to be shared)-His name is Hannibal, don't give him peanuts, need I say more?
-A giant eagle-You'd better not be afraid of heights...
As Mother Lupa has told us all, the strength of the wolf is in the pack, and the strength of the pack is in the wolf.
-Anthony Steiner-Centurion: 3rd cohort
-Advice-
-Wear nose plugs if you're manning a water cannon during the war games-Senate member-2nd cohort
-If you give a Faun a denarius...-Common sense
-If you want to hear a decent soprano, tape his knife to a teddy-bear and put it on Octavian's bed-Anonymous (presumed dead)
-Friendly fire...isn't, so keep those shields up!-Louis-Archer-4th cohort
-Give Dakota kool-aid - Anonymous 5th-cohort (hmmm...I wonder who that is?)
-Don't give Dakota kool-aid – Gwen- Centurion, 5th cohort.
-Get used to eating with one hand, while laying down- Aura- Kitchens
-Don't flirt with the praetor. She's out of your league-RARA-via Principia
-Don't put yourself in a box and sell yourself as a hero-for-hire on Amazon-Some dude in an orange jumpsuit.
-Don't mess with Hank's shoes-Larry
-Don't mention Larry's podex-Hank
Recruitment form (SYOC)
Rules: All forms must be turned in to Lupa (Wolf House) during basic training.
-No Mary Sues and Gary Stus (Any found will be sewn into a sack of angry weasels.)
-Assassination is highly frowned upon in New Rome; don't submit an assassin.
-Unfortunately, virgin goddesses (even Athena) do NOT have any children in Rome; anyone claiming to be a child of a virgin goddess will be treated as an imposter.
Children of primordials & titans may be submitted, but will be eliminated if overpowered
Failure to comply with above rules may result in transformation into a doggie biscuit.
-General Info.
Name&nickname:
Age
Height
Gender
Weight
Godly Parent/ancestor:
Abilities(Physical/godly included):
General Physical description:
Date of Birth:
Nationality & Languages spoken:
Mortal parent:
Fatal Flaw:
Prior experience:
Quote/motto:
Hobbies:
Weapons/fighting styles:
Likes/dislikes:
Questions:Optional
How much do you fear death?
Would you volunteer for a risky assignment?
If your centurion asked you for kool-aid would you give it to him?
Nico DiAngelo-hot/not?
Please attach any recommendations from sponsors/legion veterans to the bottom of this form.
