The entire village was buzzing with talk of the Kazekage's lover going into labor. The Kazekage stood above his new-born baby girl about to faint, for the third time since the delivery began, and watched as Chiyo performed the jutsu to seal the Shukaku in his giggly little girl. He felt happy with himself, but it wasn't until his little girl suddenly started crying and screaming that he realized, "I just gave the power to hold the world at bay to someone that in 12 years will end up PMS-ing.", so he called a meeting. Ten of the sand village's greatest shinobis cringed from the back of a darkened room as they watched the once proud Kazekage cowering in fear of a 10 inch baby girl. He put the baby on the table and began to rant about how the baby (he hadn't bothered to name her yet) would grow up to be a menace. The shinobis looked at the baby rolling in the middle of the table and then at him, seriously considering having him committed to an insane asylum, until the baby started throwing a temper tantrum……
It took a half hour to calm the baby down and another half hour to clean up all the blood and tend to all the wounds. Once she was finally asleep, the shinobis began to put their plan (not a very well thought out plan I might add) into effect.
The Kazekage inspected his newly transformed baby. His once giggling baby girl was replaced by an eyebrow less baby boy that seemed to do nothing but stare at you with an expressionless, almost angry, look. "A small price to pay for some peace of mind" thought the Kazekage to himself.
Recounting the day's events he declared "My baby boy shall be named Gaara, and he will begin training as soon as he can walk. He will be trained as a weapon of the Sand Village."
12 years later…………………
Kankuro peeps into to Gaara's room, shielding his face in expectation that Gaara would at the very least through something at him. Temari then stuck her head in from the opposite side, calling Kankuro a pathetic little wimp under her breath. To both their surprise they found Gaara sulking at the edge of his bed. Gaara lifted his head and said "Kankuro, Temari, can we talk?" Kankuro walked cautiously, taking long gazes at the posters of half naked boys and the gay porn scattered all over the floor and walls.
Kankuro's face was red by the time he reached to Gaara. "Kankuro I'm confused," Gaara said still staring at the ground," I have all the normal guy parts but I don't feel normal, have you ever felt like that big brother?" Kankuro's face drained to a pale white. Temari hesitated, still hung up on the gay porn lying so openly on the bedroom floor, then asked "Gaara, where is all this coming from?" Gaara lifted his head boldly, stared Temari straight in the eyes and said "I think I'm gay."
Temari and Kankuro looked at each other for a second then screamed "DAD!!!!!!!!!!"
The Kazekage came running with a shower cap on his head and a towel wrapped around him. "What did you do to Gaara Dad?" "Damn…. How the hell did she figure me out!? he screamed in his head. He back away slowly towards the door, then made a dash for it. He ran frantically towards his chambers and cowered behind the door, trying to think of a way to escape the glaring eyes of Temari and Kankuro.