AN: Don't even ask why I'm writing this. -Jess
SAM'S POV:
"Gibby! You are so cute!" Tasha giggled and kissed him.
I wanted to rip her head off.
You're probably thinking, 'What? Sam Puckett likes Gibby?'
The answer, my dear friends, is no.
I'm actually deeply in love with the nub.
Gibby and Tasha were having a date in the park and I was being a
Ninja, watching them.
They were making out, I saw Gibby's hands start to move up her shirt,
then I lost control.
"AHHHHHHH!" I pounced on Tasha and starting ripping her to pieces.
"SAM?" Gibby was trying to pull me off of her, but I kept attacking.
Finally, after Tasha and I were covered in her blood, she ran off.
Gibby grabbed my arms and stared in my eyes.
"Sam? Are you okay?" I shook my head.
No, Gibby, actually..." I didn't finish my sentance cause I leaned in
and kissed him.
He kissed back, running his fingers threw my hair.
"OHMYGIBBY!" We quickly pulled apart, Carly was staring at us.
"B-But Sam, weren't you just-"
"Shhhh." I smirked at her.
She shook her head disaprovingly.
"So Sam, are we dating now?" I turned to Gibby.
"Of course baby." We started to make-out again, but then Tasha showed
up.
"YOU FUCKING JERK!" She ran off before me and Gibby could say anything.
Carly was glaring at me, trying to make me feel guilty, which we all
know is impossible.
All these damn people needed to stop interupting Mamma and her meat.
Just as me and Gibby were about to kiss again, my mom came up.
"SAM! You're dating HIM? You would have been better with that little
nerd named Freddie!"
Carly started to speak, "Well, actually Miss Puckett-"
I cut her off again.
"Whatever Mom."
She hit Gibby with her purse and walked off.
Me and Gibby finally got to makeout for 10 minutes before we were
interupted again.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" It was Fredward.
Did I forget to mention I was dating him too?
Before I said anything, Gibby put his arm around me and said, "She's
my girlfriend man."
Freddie growled, "NO! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"
I rolled my eyes, "Actually Fredweeb, you're just my friend with
benefits."
Smooth Lie Puckett, Smoooth.
Freddie sighed, he looked hurt, but I could care less.
"Bye Sam."
Then finally, me and Gibby weren't interupted for the rest of the day.