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(Boys Dormitory)
Harry and Ron are sitting on the floor having a very heated argument about Hermione.
Harry: I think that I should ask her out because I am smarter.
Ron: Well I am at least a better friend.
Harry: No you are not I am
Ron: NO ME
Harry: ME
Ron: ME
Nevile: Will you two just shut up
Harry & Ron: NO!
Seamus: I have an idea how about you just settle it by fighting it out in a boxing ring. Winner gets to ask Hermione out while the other one well doesn't. There are no rules so if you kill one than it really doesn't matter.
Dean: Let the fighting begin!
DING DING
Harry: You are going down
Ron: Noyou are going down
Harry: No you are
Ron: No you
Harry: You
Ron: You
Everybody: Just get on with the fighting.
Anouncer: And it starts off with Harry who just it Ron in the Head. But wait Ron has a chair rasies it high and slams it OUCH that has to hurt. It looks like Harry is down no wait he back up and charges at Ron. Harry now has Ron in a headlock but Ron is fighting back with tooth and nail. (literally) Looks like they both have found something. Ron has a sledgehammer while Harry has a computer. They both bring down there things with emmence force. (big cloud of smoke) And oh my they both seem to be dead.
Hermione: (walks in about a minute afterwards)What the hell happened here.
Nevile: Well Harry and Ron were fighting and they both killed each other.
Herminoe cries and Dean comes and puts his arm around her shoulder
Dean: Hey ifit makes you feel any better you want to be my girlfriend?
Hermione instanly cheers up, nods and starts to snog Dean.
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