It's a beautiful day in Konohagakure or The Hidden Leaf Village. The 7th Hokage and his wife are currently deciding whether to have another child.
"Naruto~Kun, I think having three children will be wonderful!" The wife of the great 7th Hokage stated. Naruto, unsure what to do, simply sweat-drop. Aren't two kids enough? Naruto thought. With that thought, Naruto started imaging more Boruto clones pranking him constantly. Oh god, no, no, no.
"Um, are you sure?" Naruto asked Hinata. Hinata looked at Naruto with confidence in her eyes and answered yes.
"W-well, I guess it's fine then…" Naruto agreed with hesitation knowing the trouble it will cause him in the future. He wanted to make his lovely wife happy.
That night was an "eventful" one. After they were done, Naruto and Hinata fell asleep.
Naruto woke up with a headache and feeling like shit.
"Urgh." He groaned. Naruto's vision was blurred as he looked around. His vision slowly came back. Huh, this isn't my room… Naruto looked around the foreign yet familiar room. He spotted empty ramen cups, old clothes, paper, and bags covering the floor. Naruto sweat-dropped. This apartment looks like crap, whoever lives here clearly doesn't have a wife. Naruto decided to have a look around, but first he placed his hands into a sign and channeled chakra. "Kai!" He yelled out, but nothing seems to have changed.
"Huh, what the?" He placed his hands in the same formation as last time and channeled more chakra to his hands. "Kai!" He yelled out once again, but unfortunately nothing happened.
"Time for plan B!" Naruto announced to no one in particular. He took his left arm and left his right knee up with great force and speed and broke his arm.
"GAH!" He cried out in pain as he fell over clenching his now broken left arm. But as soon as the pain came, it's out. He stood up and raised his newly healed arm.
"Uh," He sighed in frustration. "I swear if this is Sasuke's view of a prank, I will shovel a rasengan or two up his sorry ass." Naruto mumbled as he clenched his left fist.
Inside Naruto's seal, a certain fox sweat drop.
"Naruto, this was your fault…"The fox reminded him. Naruto looked shocked then quickly turn to anger.
"YOU BLAME THIS ON ME?!" Naruto shouted out loud in anger. The demon simply sighed at his partner's antics.
"As a matter of fact, yes, yes I do." The fox answered back through the mental link. Naruto mentally glared at his hairy friend. The demon sighed.
"Let me explain, you slept jutsu…" Naruto's face expression turned confused.
"You cast a time travel jutsu while you were asleep."
"THE FUCK? How did I even manage that?!"
"You used the sage's chakra, your chakra, and mine to conjure up some weird demonic stuff that was even foreign to me. What were you dreaming about anyways?"
"Oh, I was dreaming about how epic I am and I guess inventing a new jutsu." Naruto answered with pride in his voice.
"What does the jutsu do? Or meant to do?" Kurama asked. Naruto scratched his head, trying to remember. He snapped his fingers.
"Oh, I remember, the jutsu is kind of based of my dad's Hiraishin. It's supposed to bring you one to five seconds back to the past. Based on my dream self's calculations, only a kage could have enough chakra to travel 3 seconds back and would still drain at least half of their chakra." Naruto explained.
"And yet you managed to travel back 23 years…Naruto even if we have known each other for 19 years; you still impress me." Naruto smiled.
"They don't call me Konoha's number one most unpredictable ninja for nothing, you know!" Naruto exclaimed. Kurama looked amused at Naruto's childish act.
"What about your wife and children? You shouldn't be happy for this." Kurama asked. Naruto's face dropped and all of his pride drained out of him. Kurama sweat-dropped and cried, "You've just noticed?!"
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM! I AM SUCH AN IDOIT!" Naruto cried out in shame and sadness as anime tears flood out of his eyes. Naruto suddenly stopped and placed his hand on his chin.
"Wait a second, if I traveled back in time. I could fix everything! Nobody will have to die!" And that's how Naruto Uzumaki made his first breakthrough, for him of course.
"Kit, I need you to look at yourself in your bathroom mirror." The demon fox demanded him. Naruto nodded and headed for "his" bathroom.
"GAH, I'M STILL ME?!" Naruto shouted. There Naruto stood 5 feet and 11 inches tall, has short blond hair, more a lined whisker marks, and is wearing an orange shirt with black strips at the bottom and a pair of black pants. He looked just like he did 23 years in the future. "I thought since I've been sent back 23 years back, I'll look like I did back then. Unless,"
"No, Naruto, there isn't other you in this timeline. From what I can tell, you switched places with your younger self, but since you are now in the past, your younger self has been erased as well as the future to be rewritten by you. This paradox also causes you to be ageless for the time being. Meaning that you won't age until you reach the age you have used the time travel jutsu." Kurama explained.
"Oh, and how did you come up with this theory, wise man?" Naruto asked.
"Hn" The fox huffed at the name Naruto used. "I simply analyzed your dream."
"And who gave you permission to do so?"
"Oh, shovel it down your throat already, I answered your questions."
"Did I even ask you?!"
"Go bother a five-year-old. You're both the same."
"Ha-ha, if you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass."
"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
"Why don't you kill yourself it's easier than being too much of an ass."
"If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."
"At least when I reveal myself, people don't cry and try to kill me."
"Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is."
"HEY, DON'T BRING MY MOM INTO THIS! You're the reason we invented seals!"
"Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months."
"I SAID DON'T BRING MY MOM INTO THIS! If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!"
"You didn't fall out of the stupid tree. You were dragged through dumbass forest."
"If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards."
"You do know we have been at this for the last 20 minutes."
"You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you."
"Are you even listening to me?!"
"You only annoy me when you're breathing."
"YOU'RE GONING TO BE LATE FOR THE ACADEMY!" Kurama shouted at Naruto.
"Do I even have class?"
"I'm not sure, you should check the calendar." Naruto looked at his calendar in his bedroom. The day is the day where Team 7 go on their first C-ranked rise to border line A-ranked; The Wave Country escort mission. But, Naruto couldn't remember that until the fox told him so. Naruto checked the time and saw that it's 7:00.
"Kurama, Kakashi usually arrives at 8:30, right?" Naruto asked his friend.
"9:30, but close enough" Kurama answered. Naruto nodded and henged into his 12-year-old self. He wore a blue and orange jump suit, long blonde hair, and less detailed whisker marks.
"Alright, let's do this!" Naruto yelled in excitement.
And Kurama just found out other symptom to the time travel effect which would be told on the next chapter!
A/N
Hiya guys! (Guys= Females & Males) I hope you guys enjoyed this short chapter of a new story I am working on. This is indeed my first story so please be honest with the reviews to see what I have to improve on. Tell me if I used to much language, if I should change any of their personality, anything I repeated too often, if it's too sad, too funny, hard to follow the story, etc. I'll try my best to exceed your expectations and become a better writer in general. Thank you and have a nice day!