Hi, this is my second fanfiction. It's a crossover between Angel Beats and B Gata H Kei. Please read it well! I do not own any characters or either anime the characters come from!
"We're definitely going to succeed in having sex this time!" Yamada thought as she sped on her feet running. She had yet to successfully have sex with Kosuda, due to persistent blunders, but this time was sure to be successful. Kosuda's parents and sister were all gone from the house for the next day, so they had plenty of time to succeed in having sex.
She was running so quickly and thinking about H thoughts so she wasn't paying attention to her surroundings and rather than succeeding in sex, she succeeded in getting hit by a car. She thought to herself as she lay there about her goal to have 100 casual sex partners. She had come so close. This was going to be the day where she would have her first. But it was all taken from her. She had gotten to careless and ended up dying. "So this is how I'm going to die?" she thought. How would she have spent her life differently?
Then she realized she lost sight of her goals long ago. She had been so focused on Kosuda she had forgotten that she wanted 100 sex partners, not just him. She should have had sex with Keichi when she had the chance. Yamada closes her eyes full of regret, and in this world, she never opens them again.
But she does open them in a new world. It's a sunny morning, and she's surrounded by people walking around her. She shades her eyes and sits up. She looks around to see a lot of people looking at her strangely, sleeping in such a place. She jumps up and coughs, embarrassed. She's used to being the school idol, not the laughing stock. She looks around to see everyone is heading into a school building. But it's not her school.
Then she remembers her death, and quickly searches her body for injury. She doesn't hurt at all. But she realizes she's in the same uniform as everyone else. And what else, it's a blazer! It's so not cute. One thing she knows for sure is that she's breathing, and her heart is beating. And she can still have sex.
She then went into the school building. For some reason, she knew her way to class, despite this not being her school. Where is she, besides a school she now goes to? Where is she? The future, past, Hell, Heaven? She enters class and sits down in a desk she knows as hers, somehow. When the teacher calls role call, she's on the list. She must be in an alternate universe, she tells herself. The car knocked her into one. In any case, it's her second chance to live, and to accomplish her goals.
During lunch, she looks around for a place to sit. That's when she sees a group. They're all eating together, and something just feels different about them. Then she realizes what it is. Their uniforms. The girls are wearing cute sailor uniforms! She runs with her food tray and sets it down at their crammed table.
"I'm Yamada! First name: None of your business! I couldn't help but notice your cute uniforms. What do I have to do to get mine!" she asks, enthusiastically. If she's going to live in this world, she needs to become the school idol in this world. And the only way to do that is to look her best, and to do that she must wear the best.
The SSS group looks around at each other, shocked. It had been awhile since Otonashi had joined the SSS, and he was the last to join. This was the first time in awhile that another human had appeared. And it was a girl, even. A seemingly superficial one.
Yuri stands up immediately. "It's the uniform of the SSS group. You've got a pretty good eye, don't you? These uniforms were designed by me!" she says, holding out her hand.
Yamada eyes Yuri's breasts. This girl sure is hot, a rival! Yamada grips her hand and shakes it fiercely. She looks around at the girls of the SSS. They're all such babes- except for that one weird one with the pink hair, shoveling food into her mouth with loud OUGGHMM noises. But it was definitely the group that the good looking girls were in. And that meant she had to get into it, so that the school would recognize her beauty and pedigree. "What do I have to do to join your group?" Yamada asks Yuri.
"This isn't the place," says Yuri. "We'll talk in at the base."
During lunch, Otonashi sneaks off to meet with Kanade. "There's a girl that's introduced herself as not being an NPC. It seems like she's going to join the SSS group," he tells her. "I think we should help her get rid of her regrets as soon as possible so she doesn't end up stuck here for years."
Kanade nods. "Then what should we do?""First I have to find out what regrets she got to end up in this world. Then we'll see what plan we can come up with."
At the Principal's Office, Yuri presents Yamada with the sailor uniform. "By wearing this uniform, it means you will do whatever it takes to take down Angel!" Yuri says. "That is the goal of the SSS group."
Yamada accepts the uniform. "So who is Angel?"
"Angel is our enemy. If you obey the rules, you'll disappear and be reincarnated! Possibly as a water flea or a barnacle!" says Takamatsu, pushing his glasses up his face.
Disappear? Be reincarnated? What kind of horrible world has Yamada ended up in. The principals of it sure are different. At this rate, what will sex be like!
"So, do you have any experience in weapons?" Fujimaki asks.
Yamada thinks. There was that one time she got caught up with those guys with those guns that she also used. "Some sort of gun!" she says, vaguely yet proudly.
"How shallow-minded," Shiina says from the corner, in a shadow.
Yuri gives Yamada a gun. "Do you think you can use this?"
Use a gun? On Angel? This girl must really be terrible! Or the SSS group is. She was just imagining it being the group of the sexiest students having orgies all the time. "I think I can," Yamada says. How hard can it be?
"So," asks Otonashi, "What operation is Yamada going to participate in?"
"That's right," Yuri says. "Tonight we'll have to go with Operation: Tornado," the whole room gasps.
"What's with all the tension? We do this one all the time. Isn't Yuri just getting lazy thinking of ideas?" asks Otonashi to himself.
"Wait, does that mean I'm going to be needed?" whines Yui, who's sitting on the back of the couch.
"Of course you are!" snaps Yuri.
Yamada looks around her, mostly ignoring the audio and focusing on the visuals. All the girls are knock outs, and a few of the guys are, but some just confusingly stand out while at the same time not looking particularly attractive or unattractive. But most of the beings in this room were definitely not virgins. It looks like this isn't the place to get have her first. It needs to be someone who is inexperienced, like herself.
Then Yamada accidentally makes eye-contact with Oyama, who immediately looks away, blushing. She had accidentally managed to completely look over him, not even noticing him until catching his gaze. He was perfect. He was average height, average looks, average face- he was completely normal! He might do as a good replacement for Kosuda!
But the reminder of Kosuda, and how he was in a different world suddenly made Yamada's heart hurt. But she immediately shook it off.
Later, it's time for Operation: Tornado, and everyone's getting into place. Girls Dead Monster is behind curtains, getting ready. People are getting into their positions for battle. Otonashi sits as a sniper with his gun, with no intention of firing at Kanade. Kanade soon comes. Otonashi told her earlier to not hurt Yamada. "Don't worry," Otonashi hears Hinata say, beside him. "They'll both be fine."
Kanade comes toward Yamada, as they expect her to go after the weakest. Yamada was already told that you can't die in this world, and to aim for Kanade's legs. Soon, Yamada gets a good look at Kanade heading toward her. This is Angel? She's so… so, beautiful! No wonder she was the enemy of the SSS, her beauty is very comparable. Maybe the most beautiful in the school were of the Student Council rather than the SSS group!
It's only safe for Yamada to assume that it's a battle over sex partners! She wonders who has slept with more men, Kanade or Yuri? In any case, Angel was nearly as beautiful as Yamada herself, and definitely had to go down! Yamada starts rapidly firing her gun at Kanade.
The next day, Yamada goes to the roof during lunch to sort her thoughts. Has she really picked the right side? But on this side, it's probably easier to seduce Oyama, which is very important.
Otonashi sends Kanade to the roof to try to talk to Yamada and befriend her. Then find out about her past. Yamada hears the door open and sees Kanade come out. Yamada jumps up, ready to fight.
"I'm not hear to fight," Kanade reassures her. "I want to befriend you." Yamada doesn't buy it for a second. She's clearly acting nice so that she can get on Yamada's good side and steal all the sex partners she acquires.
She's quickly distracted from her hostile thoughts by the sight of Kanade's lunch. "What are you eating?" asks Yamada.
"Mapo tofu," Kanade responds. "Would you like a bite?" It's poisoned, Yamada decides.
"No, thank you."
Kanade sits down, and Yamada decides to do the same. They sit on the bench on the roof and eat quietly. Why is this dangerous girl calmly eating lunch with me! In the first place aren't I the one who open fired on her last night! "Do you not care that I shot you last night?""Not really," says Kanade, quietly eating. "It happens often, after all. It was expected." she says. She's calling me predictable, Yamada decides. "Since you are here, it means you have a grudge against God for not letting you live the life you wanted," Kanade switches the subject, cutting to the chase. "What happened in your life previously that caused you to end up here?"Yamada's eyes widen. "If you know how I got here, will you be able to help me get back?" Yamada asks. Suddenly she realizes that she really wants to go back, badly. She didn't notice before how much she missed her old life, and how much she missed Kosuda.
"No, I'm sorry. There isn't any way I know of. You died in that world, and can't be brought back," Kanade tells Yamada. "So, how did you die?""I was hit by a car on my way to having sex with somebody," Yamada proclaims.
Kanade frowns. "What did your regret come from?" she asks, afraid of the answer.
"It was my goal to have 100 casual sex partners! If I don't get 100 casual sex partners, I'll never be satisfied!" Yamada says, then realizing she's given herself away to the enemy.
"I see," Kanade says, finishing her mapo tofu and leaving the roof.
"Wait, you haven't told me why you're here!" Yamada calls to her, but Kanade is gone.
"So, did you find out what her regrets are?" asked Otonashi, meeting up with Kanade at the bottom of the stairs, eagerly waiting.
Kanade looks up at Otonashi and nods. "But I feel like it's something I can't tell you," she says, and continues on her way to put up her tray.
"Wait, what? Why not?" Otonashi asks following her. "Wasn't the plan for you to find out what it is, and for us to come up with a plan together on how to help her?"
Kanade turns to him. "That's true," she says. "I understand, I'll tell you." Kanade tells him of why Yamada died in vain.
Otonashi stands speechless. "How are we supposed to help her with that! There's got to be another way. Have you come up with anything?" he asks.
"I feel that it's possible that if she finds someone she likes and finds a way to slowly get to know him and gradually fall in love, she'll understand what a relationship is really supposed to be like and will be able to disappear without regretting any longer," Kanade tells him.
"In that case," Otonashi says, "We'll have to play matchmaker. Since you're on good terms with her now, you should find out what kind of guy she likes!" he says.
"What kind of guy she likes?" repeats Kanade. "What do you mean?""You know, like her type. Then we can figure out with the information she gives us who we think suits her best!"
"I see. Ok, I'll try my best," Kanade responds.
Yamada, who is finishing up her meal alone on the roof, is surprised when Kanade suddenly comes back up. "What did you forget something?" Yamada says with enmity.
"What kind of boy do you like?" Kanade asks, without beating around the bush.
Yamada is at first taken aback by this, but then she notices someone watching from behind the door. She notices by his hair color that it's the Otonashi guy. Is he working with Angel? What a backstabber! But wait, maybe he's just trying to get Angel to ask her what guy she likes because he likes her? Never going to happen, Otonashi! You're way to handsome, you've definitely slept with someone before!
At any rate. It's safe to say anything that describes the opposite of Otonashi. But Yamada just met him, so how is she supposed to know what to avoid saying? "Well.. I like a boy… who's inconspicuous," she says, in regard to how she can obviously see him behind the door. "And… loyal," she adds, in regard to how he's clearly an ally of Class 3S's enemy. "Also, I don't like a guy who's hair color is a primary color!" she adds, just in case he doesn't take her previous subtle hints.
Kanade nods and retreats. "How was it? I couldn't hear anything," said Otonashi. Kanade tells him what she was told. "I see. Inconspicuous? In that case, I guess. Noda, TK, and Matsushita 5th Dan are all out. Then there's loyalty, right? Everyone in the SSS group is pretty loyal as far as I can tell, so I don't see anyone I can really rule out with that. What was next?"
"She doesn't like hair that's a primary color.""Right, which means Hinata's out… Is Takamatsu's hair blue?""Who's that?"
"I'll rule him out just in case. This could actually be useful though. If Hinata's out, that may mean he can still help us," Otonashi says.
"Help you with what?" Hinata asks, appearing out of nowhere.
"Hinata, how long have you been here?"
"Since just now.""I see," says Otonashi. Then he describes the situation to Hinata.
"100 sex partners? No primary colors? It sounds like she's just making idiots out of you two."
"Even if that's the case, we want to do what we can to help her pass on," Otonashi tells him.
"In that case, you can count me in. What do you want me to do?"