Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Just a naughty plot bunny that visits me on occasion…
Shut up and kiss me
It was raining. Big, fat wet drops splashing down on the ground—a reflection of my mood.
I watched with sad eyes as he embraced his ex behind the tree in the school courtyard. Her dark blue eyes reflected regret and ambition. She yanked on his tie, pulled him down and sealed his mouth with hers.
"What're you going to do?"
I turned my head and looked up at Kaiba. He stood next to me; hands in his pockets, his cool stare giving nothing away.
I gazed back at the scene of my boyfriend and his ex. "Why're you asking? You don't care."
"I'm curious," he admitted. "I want to know what the friendship preacher is going to do, seeing her lover in the arms of another woman."
"She's not some woman. She's his ex."
"You're kidding." He glanced at the couple and cringed. "Is that legal? She's well-over twenty-five."
"He's not exactly seventeen—despite appearances, he's ancient compared to all of us."
"That's…disgusting." He wrinkled his nose in distaste. "Is that his real body or is he borrowing the midget's?"
"His own. He got it after he lost the duel to Yuugi."
"A relief I bet."
"Why?"
"If it was his original body, it would be like that American mummy movie. If it was the midget's body, he wouldn't tolerate him getting it on with a woman."
"What does that make me?" I scowled.
"A girl."
"I doubt a mere girl has breasts this size," I snapped, gesturing to my chest.
Kaiba raised his eyebrows. "Is that an invitation?"
"Eat slime, pervert." I shoved him backwards. "I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!"
"I'd like to test that theory." He grabbed hold of my arm and yanked hard.
I yelped and slammed into his chest. "What the hell are—Mmph!"
He bit down on my bottom lip, making me gasp. "Shut up and let me kiss you."
FIN