A/N So I was bored and I wondered into the Rent section of . And I found all these Benny and Maureen story that just need to be updated. So I thought I would write a story that maybe will get some people back on the case. I mean you cant have my rubbish story at the top of the page. I have to tell you now Im not a good writer,I dont have a lot of talent largely due to the fact that I can't spell. So dont leave me a review, not that I expect any anyway saying I cant spell. I know I cant.

"You have two new messages."

"Hey Mark its Maureen, look I hate to ask but would you mind if I crashed at yours, while you Collins and Roger are away. It's Just me and Joanne are going through some shit and she thinks..Oh fuck it the truth is she kinda of caught me in our bed with Ben errr some guy, If she would just let me explain that what happened was done in the name of art...But anyway she wants me gone by the weekend. So I know your place is empty for the next couple of months. I thought I could you know house sit for you until you get back from LA.. Anyway give me a call back as soon as you get this message Thanks Mark Love you."

"Hey Guys hows it going its err Benny. Listen I was wondering, if you know, when you go away I could stay at yours for a few weeks. Alison seem to of been listening to ideal gossip about me and Ma... and some girl. And now she has ordered me out of the house and well now her father has got involed and ..ummm he has decide to cut me off. I'm sure once thing settle down we can all sit down and talk about things calmly sort out this stupid mis understanding...Fuck its all so fucked up. Look please give me a call I'm at the office her father said I can stay here until tomorrow. Thank boys hope to speak soon.

Mark looked over to his two best friends.

"What do you think those two have gotten up to now?"

"I don't know and do you what I don't even care Collins. I'm not gonna let Maureen's and Benny's melodrama spoil this trip for us. We need this. "

"Should we let them crash?"

"Sure why not it'd be nice to know that people are here, not that we have much to steal but still."

"Are you going to let them know the other is staying as well."

"No." Mark, Collins and Roger allowed a small smile to creep across their faces.

"Well I better check how Mimi is getting on with her packing and you two have some phone calls to make..We are leaving at seven sharp have quite a bit of drive ahead. Oh by the way Mark your Mum called she wants you to call her back. She met a lovely girl at the store the other day. She thinks the two of you will hit it off really well."

"Oh shit."

So there you are. I warn you now there is more of this total mess to come. Quick update your storys so my rubbish falls the bottom of page 4 in the Benny Maureen section.