AN: Hey guys... I'm BAAAACK! I've got flu and feel crap- sooo I was watching chitty bang bang (as you do) and I thought "Hey could you imagine the Malfoys dancing to this?" well actually only the skipping and pet names... but still hilarious! And then Why not have Draco scarred for life by walking in on them? Brilliance.
"Mother? Father? Are you in here?" Draco called softly as he walked into his parent's quarters; the sight in which he walked in on stopped him dead.
His mother, Narcissa was dressed in a black tutu styled dress with a silver corset that looked metal. She had her long platinum hair in two long braids, a black muggle policeman style hat, black translucent tights and small heels on, she also wore a single black glove that came to her elbow.
His father, Lucius, wore a pair of white britches and a dark purple and white striped pyjama type top. On top of his equally blonde hair he had a muggle crown.
Together they were skipping around the room. She suddenly stopped clapped their hands five times and started touching each other's cheeks.
Lucius started singing "You're my little chu-chi face
My coo-chi, coo-chi, woo-chi little chu-chi face
Every time I look at you I sigh"
Narcissa giggled and joined in "And you're my little teddy bear
My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
You're the apple strudel of mine eye"
With wide eyes Draco backed out of his parent's room. Forgetting why he came in, in the first place.
"Damn Granger for making them watch Muggle 'movies' as part of their punishments..." he muttered shuddering, and searching for where his father hid the fire whiskey.
AN Please review! And read my beta project: Wish Me Luck by Waterflower20
Its brilliant!