This is just a funny, weird, random and odd story...enjoy...i guess. Wrote this on holiday in Cornwall...yay..

"Mulder..." Scully warned as they stopped in the road. "What is that!?" Mulder said with wide eyes. "Mulder.." Scully sighed "Its just a badger" she said as she put her head in her hands. "But..Scully look at its nose, its so..so.." Mulder started. "Nosey" Scully said.

Mulder shook his head "beautiful".

Scully glared at him. "So your saying...I look like a badgers nose!?" She said looking at him, raising one eyebrow. "Huh?? Since when did I say that?" Mulder asked. "Last night in bed, you said I was beautiful" Scully questioned him still raising one eyebrow. "That must mean you think I look like a badgers nose" She said still glaring at him.

Mulder chuckled "Scully your more than beautiful."

He whispered to himself "What did I ever do to deserve you". He was hoping Scully hadn't heard him, although she did. She shook her head. "Mulder...stop..you deserve more..you saved my life countless times, and I love you..I respect you..you are like my other half..without you im not complete..so..so..stop this bullshit about you not deserving me."

Mulder smiled and wrapped his arm around Scully, and kissed her. "Scully you mean more to me, than anything else in the world...I hope you know that" he kissed her on the head. Mulder looked outside the car window to find the badger gone.

"Crap I wanted a picture" he sighed. Scully looked at him "There is always me to take a picture of" Scully smiled. Mulder smiled, and held onto her hand. "Im surprised nobody has beeped their horn at us" Mulder said glancing behind him. "Maybe they are looking at badger's noses as well" Scully said still smiling. Mulder laughed, and grabbed onto the steering wheel."One second" he said reaching behind the chair and grabbing a jacket. He wrapped the jacket around Scully, which made her smile, as her heart melted. She kissed him in return.She turned back to the window, frozen. "Scully?" Mulder asked looking a bit worried.

"Mulder..the badger..its on the window"