Ulquiorra: Hey, guys! How's it going?

Naruto: Well, we got some random stories for you!

Sai: The author doesn't own any of the characters!

What's Kakashi reading?

Naruto and his team were spying on Kakashi at his house. "Are you sure this is a good idea?" Sasuke asked. "What if we get caught?" "We blame Naruto!" Sakura answered. Kakashi was reading Make-Out Paradise. "He's always reading that perverted book!" Naruto complained. Their sensei stared at the window. "Who's there?" Sakura put dirt into Naruto's mouth and Sasuke sat on him.

He waited for a few moments and continued to read his book. "That wasn't funny!" Naruto whined. He spit the dirt out. "Sasuke, get your fat ass off of me!" "Hey, I'm not even fat, dumbass!" Sasuke yelled. "If you guys don't shut the hell up, we're going to get caught!" Sakura complained. "Sakura quit nagging!" Naruto said. "I'm not even nagging!" she shouted. "Yeah, you are!" he argued.

"Guys, shut the fuck up!" Sasuke said loudly. Some children were near them. "Mommy, mommy!" a little boy called. "I learn a new word today!" "What is it, dear?" his mother replied. "Fuck!" he said happily. "Billy, that's a bad word!" his mother said. "Come on, let's go home! I'm washing your mouth with soap!" "Is it toothpaste? Cuz that's the only soap I use to brush my teeth!" Billy told his mom.

"Ok, everyone just take a chill pill!" Sakura whispered. "Here's the plan!" 30 minutes later … Knock! Knock! Kakashi opened the door. Naruto was disguised as Cloud from Final Fantasy. "What do you want, Naruto?" he asked. "How did you it was me?" Naruto wondered. "You just told me!" Kakashi replied. "Plus, you still have your price tag on your clothes. I'm not dumb! They don't call me the Copy Ninja for nothing."

Sakura and Sasuke use this opportunity to get inside the room. They were searching for his books. "Aha! This book is filled with hentai!" Sasuke stated. "And this book has porno in it!" Sakura added. "So Kakashi-sensei, do you have any playboy magazine hiding somewhere?" Naruto guessed. Kakashi grabbed his books. "No, I'm not that perverted! If you must know, the Make-Out Paradise books you see me reading are fakes!"

"What?" they said in confusion. He removed the book cover. "Fruits Basket?" they said together. "I'm a huge Furaba fan! Shigure Sohma is my favorite character! Who doesn't love Fruits Basket?" Kakashi exclaimed.

Ulquiorra: I hope you like this little story! I will make more soon! XD!