I own nothing. There will be pairings. Sorry if anyone is OOC. The other songs will be done but in differnt fics after this fic is done.


"Hey everyone! Thanks you coming" America said to the nations in the room. England said "We didn't have a choice you git. Why the bloody hell are we here?" America just laughs and said "Ask Japan, he was one who suggested this. I just brought you guys here. I like the idea." Japan got up and said "You know the anime series I made, the one about us?" Everyone nodded their head. At first it was weird; when people dressed up as them it was strange and weird. Most nations in the beginning were worried about the show but grew to like it; some even go to anime conventions. "Well the show needs character songs so I thought we do them. I asked America-san to borrow a recording studio. That way no one knows we actually exist." It was a good idea but very few cheered. Still all agreed since one look at America it was known no one was getting out of this. So it was decided that today only one song will be done and really start tomorrow.

"Italy-san you are first. You are the base for all the other ending songs. All are the same except for facts that go with the nation." Italy literally bounced into the recording booth. The music started.

Hey hey papa, could I have some wine!

Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!

I can't forget the taste,

Of the bolognese I ate before!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

America said "How is a circle Earth?" England smacked him.

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!

Draw a circle, that's the Earth!

I'm Hetalia!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

Looking closely, there's Earth!

Or maybe it's Earth?

I'm Hetalia!

Ah, a fabulous world,

That can be seen with a swipe of a paintbrush,

Let's have a toast with our boots!

Hetalia!
("Ah, I'm hungry. I want to eat pasta!")

Germany though "Nothing chances. Even after all these years." He had a knowing look in his eye that all but Prussia saw.

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

I'm Hetalia!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

Suddenly, there's Earth!

Lie on your back, there's Earth!

I'm Hetalia!

Ah, with just some boiling,

A recipe that will make you cry with joy

("The noodles are al dente.")

The zipper of dreams is fully opened!

Hetalia!

Everyone thought "Why did he say that?" Completely forgetting that this is just a song and Italy had no choice of what he sung.

Hey, hey, fratello[1], give me pasta!

"Fine but later" Romano said

While you're at it, sorella[2], please boil it!

"What sister are you talking about? We don't have a sister!" Romano yelled

Oi, oi, nonno[3], I am at peace.
Yes, yes, bambino
[4](is that for me?)

Suddenly wine appeared in Italy's hand and he took a sip of it. Everyone was dumbfounded. Some even thought that maybe one of the Magic Trio did something. (Mostly England)

Here, here, papa, give me wine

Hey, hey, mama, hey, hey, mama!

I can't forget the taste,

Of the bolognese I ate before!
Hetalia

Hetalia

Useless Hetalia!

Italy and everyone didn't get it. Japan sense that people were confused so said "Hetalia mean useless Italian so that is why is was said." All the nations were now content with it though some didn't like it. (Mainly Germany and Romano) Italy heard that.

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!

I'm Hetalia!

Ah, a fabulous world,

That can be seen with a swipe of a paintbrush,

Let's have a toast with our boots!

Hetalia!

Ah, throughout the world,

Sleeps the recipe of happiness

With our boots, let's go explore!

Hetalia!

America laughed and everyone but England, France, and Canada knew why.

Italy left the booth. Everyone left and went to their hotel rooms. Germany and Italy were walking when Germany stopped and gave Italy a hug. Italy was confused because he gave the hugs not Germany. He wasn't complaining though. He was a little sad from what Hetalia meant. Germany said "You aren't useless. Don't ever think that. I don't think that, neither does Japan or anyone else think that. You are the most important person in my life." Germany then let go and started walking. Italy started to catch up to him. Italy had the biggest smile in the world his crush just said that he was his most important person.


Hope you like the GerIta. Columbus was Italain. Italy is in a shape of a boot. Italy is kinda respondable for America's colonization. The knowing look will be explained later unless you can already know what it is.