"doh doh doh doh doh doh doh"I said as a banged my head on a pot.
"Um Miley what are you doing?"My friend Lilly asked "hibernating!!"I stated then got under my bed.
"COME DOWN HERE YOUR LUNCH IS READY!!"my daddyo called from down the stairOs!
"WEE!"i said as a flew myself down the stairs,not bothering to step on any.
Lilly skipped every other one...what a baby!
I flung myself at the table and ate the tablecloth. It tastes really good!
I have a crush on Lilly. If u didnt already know that.
"woah dosnt that kill you!"Lilly asked "it does?"I shrugged"oh well it was nice knowing u!"I said Lilly was staring at me.
"WHAT!?"I screamed "nothing o nothing wanna go out sometime?"Lilly asked.
"ok sure but if kevin asks me out your dumped!"I said reason-OH WAHETEVR!
"deal!"She raced me to the pool.
I kicked her.
"hey what was that for"Lilly grabbed a raft and started bonking me with it I slapped her and pushed her into the pool"na na na na na na!!"I yelled and ran to the other side and jumped in A cute guy came up."hey I think that girl is drowing"he looked at Lilly who was drowning.
"oh shell be fine no wait she will die!"I pulled her up and spanked her then me and cute guy ran off somewhere and became best friends!
"Um Miley what are you doing?"My friend Lilly asked "hibernating!!"I stated then got under my bed.
"COME DOWN HERE YOUR LUNCH IS READY!!"my daddyo called from down the stairOs!
"WEE!"i said as a flew myself down the stairs,not bothering to step on any.
Lilly skipped every other one...what a baby!
I flung myself at the table and ate the tablecloth. It tastes really good!
I have a crush on Lilly. If u didnt already know that.
"woah dosnt that kill you!"Lilly asked "it does?"I shrugged"oh well it was nice knowing u!"I said Lilly was staring at me.
"WHAT!?"I screamed "nothing o nothing wanna go out sometime?"Lilly asked.
"ok sure but if kevin asks me out your dumped!"I said reason-OH WAHETEVR!
"deal!"She raced me to the pool.
I kicked her.
"hey what was that for"Lilly grabbed a raft and started bonking me with it I slapped her and pushed her into the pool"na na na na na na!!"I yelled and ran to the other side and jumped in A cute guy came up."hey I think that girl is drowing"he looked at Lilly who was drowning.
"oh shell be fine no wait she will die!"I pulled her up and spanked her then me and cute guy ran off somewhere and became best friends!
THE END!
after story lilly comes back and cute guy dies then miley and lilly have a dog eat dog relationship witch means they like to hurt eachother!
