Island of Dolls
By Shion
Full Summary: Yusuke and Kuwabara find themselves in a world where girls are dolls and four women rule the land, where men are known only to own the "dolls" and pay the bills. But when the Empress North finds herself attracted to the two, it's a question of will they get out alive—and male?
Warnings: super freakishness and mild homosexual themes
Disclaimer: I don't own the Yu Yu Hakusho gang, however I did come up with this particular story... but I won't admit to it in public, so let's just leave it at I don't own YYH.
Dedication: This story goes directly to anyone who reads it, thank you very much, and I encourage reviews.
Chapter one: Far, far away...
Yusuke looked around.
"Come on Yusuke, you've been in plenty of jams before. This can't be much different. Okay, I don't see anything familiar, so it's nowhere in Ningenkai or Reikai or Makai I've been." Yusuke huffed.
"Hey, Urameshi!" A familiar voice laughed, the orange haired running up to the green clad.
"Kuwabara! Nice to see a familiar face, even if it is uglier than usual." Yusuke grinned, then ducked the fist.
"So where are we?" Kuwabara asked the question of the minute.
"Like I know. I didn't even know this place existed, hell, I don't know how we got here, do you?" Yusuke looked up at the black beady eyes.
"I just kinda woke up here." Kuwabara shrugged.
"Same here. Well then, I see a town down there, let's have ourselves a look." Yusuke dropped his hands to his pockets. Kuwabara hesitated, but followed.
"You think it's safe to just waltz into some weird village in some weird place?" Kuwabara asked, catching up to the other.
"Got any better ideas?" Yusuke half-glared.
"I guess not..." Kuwabara scratched his nose. "Alright, but if they're man-eating demons, I told you so."
"Got'chya. We've beat man-eating demons before anyways." Yusuke shrugged.
"Oh, yeah."
The town seemed very peaceful, men were sweeping, serving, tending, walking and keeping the town generally friendly. They smiled to the teens as they passed. Yusuke finally stopped, pinpointing an older man who looked like he knew his stuff.
"Hey Gramps, where are we?" Yusuke asked, the man laughing at the blatant question.
"North City, boy! Empress North ain't gonna take kindly to boys who don't know her name. If your wanting to know about the land, you've come at the right time, the Empresses are having the usual monthly meeting." The old man pointed to the lavish mansion near the end of the town.
"Empresses, huh?" Yusuke snorted. "So Gramps, where are the girls in this town, or are the Empresses hoarding them?"
The man laughed once more, which got Yusuke to twitch.
"Girls? You mean the dolls?" The old man then clapped, a girl in a pale pink kimono coming from the house behind him. She had blank black eyes and brown hair in a bun.
"Uh... that's just a girl." Kuwabara pointed to her.
"She's a doll, all girls are." The old man explained. "You better hurry if you want to catch the Empresses."
Thus, Yusuke and Kuwabara went off to the mansion, unaware of what adventures they would find there...