Death Note Omegle Roleplay?
Um, these are all real. And funny. I roleplay A LOT.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: conan?
You: Um, Mello, actually.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
You: How are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm fine. I'm currently chained to this narcissistic psycho, though.
You: He irritates me.
Stranger: is he irritating?
You: But, it's the only way I can prove he is Kira.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: WHAT IS AIR
You: Air is what we breathe. Mello, is this you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey.
Stranger: hi asl
You: 20/Male/Classified
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: well i got 4 years on you
You: But did you blow up the Mafia?
Stranger: no
You: Hah.
You: I win.
You: TAKE THAT NEAR!
Stranger: lulz
Stranger: L is that you?
You: No.
You: Is this Matt?
Stranger: nope
You: Darn.
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: you would then have to be Kira
You: Who is this, then?
You: I'm Mello.
Stranger: before or after the scar?
You: Strike that, I'm Mello The Awesome. Post-scar, duh.
Stranger: all right then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey, assbutt.
You: Hello.
You: You offend me.
Stranger: I'm sorry.
You: You sound like Mello with your swearing.
You: Do you like Legos?
Stranger: Yes I like leggos, do you ?
You: LEGOS ARE MY LIFE.
Stranger: LEGGOS ARE LIFE
You: True.
Stranger: The only time I don't like them is when I step on it.
You: I don't move often enough to step on them.
Stranger: Ah I see !
Stranger: Is your computer made with Leggos ? It would be awesome.
You: It could not function. I make cities out of Legos. When they aren't handy, I use dice.
Stranger: Ah okay. You should show me your art one of these days.
You: No.
You: It's not art.
Stranger: It's life.
You: Yes.
You: Guess my name?
You: It isn't Rumpelstilkstin.
Stranger: Leggoman ? You: No.
You: It begins with N.
Stranger: Nathan
You: No.
You: Not far, but xxxx
You: It means close.
Stranger: Nate. Nathalie . Nathanel ?
You: It is the opposite of far.
Stranger: Ah yeah ?
Stranger: Near ? XD
You: Yes.
You: Congratulations.
Stranger: I should have guessed it.
You: Yes.
Stranger: Nice meeting you near.
Stranger: Near
You: Nice not really exactly meeting you, whatsyourname.
You: Are you L?
Stranger: It starts with L yeah Stranger: Are you some kind of psychic ?
You: Light Yagami?
Stranger: Exactly !
You: Oh. You are gay.
You: You are so deep in the closet, you are in Narnia.
Stranger: I'm a girl actually.
You: You killed my idol.
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I had no choice
You have disconnected.
I sit at my computer, smiling. Trolling is fucking awesome. I love meeting losers and irritating the hell out of them. Thanks to trolls, the internet is becoming a much weirder place. Beware, bitches. I'm coming for you.