NEW RECRUITS #2

Clarissa pov

"What the hell?" I was sat in my room with Gaara when Shaunie walked in unnecessarily. I practically threw Gaara off of me, and glared at Siobhan. "What the hell do you want. I was just catching up with Gaara, **."
"Yeah. I can see that. I was just going to ask if you wanted to come to the bar with me and Sasuke."
"Hmm, let me think about that no."
"Well forget the next time you want to go shopping. That's out the window now, **."
"Well at least I would want to leave you two alone, if you know what I mean." I raised an eyebrow and winked. Siobhan glared at me, and distinctly told me where to stick it. She waltzed out of the room, and I looked at Gaara. "It's her time of the month."
"I heard that, you **!"
Oops. And even I couldn't pretend I didn't say that. I was in deep **, for all I knew, which was pretty bad. Hah, oh well. I hugged Gaara and we started watching a film about killing things and blowing stuff up.
Ten minutes later, Sasuke poked his head around the door, and interrupted me and Gaara yet again. Dude...
"Oh, hey Gaara. Hey Clarissa. I... Err... Wanted to tell you guys that... Like... Oh, forget it. Mrs brown's boys is on telly. I don't actually know what it is, but Siobhan really rates it."
I jumped up off the bed, because mrs brown is amazing and funny. I can't believe Sasuke has never heard of it! Oh wait... Then that means... Oh please no... "You have heard of it, haven't you, Gaara?"
"Hmm? Oh, yeah, totally. Course I have." What a bull **. I've never heard such crap in my entire life!
"Yeah, yeah **. Come on, Sasuke, lets go. You need to watch this!" I dragged him out my room by his arm, and I threw him on the sofa, whilst I sat on the single chair. A few seconds later, Siobhan came in and sat next to Sasuke. She smiled at me, and flicked on the telly. The theme song for the show started, and me and her sang along. We were soon rofling. Siobhan was sat with Sasuke, trying to look at me as little as possible for a confined space.
"Oh, hello." Kakashi walked in, but only I looked up. Sasuke was hooked on the tv, and Siobhan was ignoring me, and everyone else save Sasuke by the look of it.
"Hey Kakashi, how can we help?" I asked him nicely. He flicked a finger at Sasuke.
"I need to talk to him." I nodded, and my eyes floated back to the telly of their own accord. Shikamaru walked in behind Kakashi and collapsed on the sofa. I looked over at him.
"Hey, it's you, Shikamaru! Because you're so foul mouthed." Sasuke did a Mrs. Brown laugh, and said, "What? It's addictive!"
I shrugged. "True enough." Shikamaru was sat on the sofa still, quiet as a a ninja mouse. Or a ninja monkey, thanks to my old religious studies teacher. He was a right laugh. Still is, I just don't have him for RS anymore, only social studies.
Siobhan stood, and grabbed a throwing star. She walked out the door, leaving Sasuke confused when he detached his eyes from the tv after the episode had finished, half an hour later.
"Where's she gone?"
"Away from you, Sasuke!" Shikamaru suggested. I looked up, and said something.
"To throw things, break things, wreck things and blow ** up. That good enough for you?" Sasuke laughed.
"As if she'd do that."

Shaunies pov

"Well, that looks fabulous" said I looking at the massive crater in the ground. "But, I think it needs to be bigger". So I placed down the dynamite at the edges of the humongous crater to release my anger from Clarissa's snide comment.

~flashback~

"Well at least I would want to leave you two alone, if you know what I mean." I raised an eyebrow and winked. Siobhan glared at me, and distinctly told me where to stick it. She waltzed out of the room, and I looked at Gaara. "Its her time of the month."
"I heard that, you **!"

~End of flashback~

"She's so rude, but wait till she sees this..., then she will see what damage can be done from the daughter of the one and only Hades. Father would be so proud of his little demi god, destructing life's of innocent mammals .And birds .Mustn't forget birds. Birds fly. Birds are pretty... Anyway let's get back on track." I said with a grin emerging on my face.
I wired the dynamite to a box and stood back and waited for the demolishing to appear.

"3...2...1...BOOM!"

Sasuke pov

"What the ** was that" screeched everyone in unison.
"No! ... The wind ninjas must of attacked!" Gaara said concerningly.
"How troublesome"sighed Shikamaru
"We're bing bombed like when the Germans did!" Shouted clarissa.
Everyone turned towards Clarissa with confused looks on their face.
"What?! It's a possibility!" Screeched clarissa, tring to hide under confused, I asked"who's the Germans?"
"Oh my god, check up on British history!

Kakashi had already gone to investigate, close behind him was gai, asuma, kurenai and tsunade(the fifth hokage) with Sasuke quickly tagging along. And soon over taken.