What? ANOTHER RinxLen story? Yup... THIS PAIRING. IT'S SO ADDICTING. And yes, I know I should be working on Vocal5 Or Playing The Player, but you know me! I NEVER STICK TO LIKE, ANYTHING. /Shot dead

Title: 100 Reasons (Why)

Dedication: Um. The readers...?

Disclaimer: Lolnope.

Warning: Incest, swearing, and Len's perverted-ness. Ish

Summary: "I'll give you 100 reasons why you should date me. If you're still not convinced by the time I'm done, I'll leave you alone." "...fine."

Reason 1.

"I'm Len Kagamine."

"And I'm Rin Kagamine, what's your point?"

"I'm Len Kagamine, why wouldn't you want to date me?"

She snorted.

Reason 2.

"If you say yes, I'll buy you anything you want."

"Len, you can't buy love."

"I can try."

Reason 3.

"For you... I'd even wear those stupid couples clothes."

"Who said I wanted to wear them in the first place?"

Reason 4.

"I'd buy you a new bow every week."

"What the hell am I supposed to do with all of those?"

Reason 5.

"We'd go out to dinner every other day, at a restaurant of your choosing."

"You sure? Because I am NOT the salad and water type of girl."

"Positive."

Reason 6.

"I wouldn't push you into anything you weren't ready for."

She huffed, "I'm more ready than you are!"

"Wanna test that theory?"

"...N-no."

"HA."

Reason 7.

"Your flat chest doesn't bother me, in fact, I like them better."

"You're making me uncomfortable.."

"And, I bet they'd fit right into the palm of you-"

"LEN!"

Reason 8.

"I'd let you name the baby."

"There's gonna be a baby!?"

"Oh yes."

Reason 9.

"I made you the star of Spice!"

"It looked like you raped me!"

"It wouldn't have been rape if you liked it."

Reason 10.

"I'd sing to you before you fell asleep."

"What do you think I am? Five?"

Reason 11.

"I'd make you a 1,000% happier than Mikuo did."

"I'm sure you would."

Reason 12.

"You'd never need a mirror, because all you need to do is look at me. I'll tell you how you REALLY look."

"That's a crappy reason."

"I'm trying, okay!?"

Reason 13.

"I'd play 'nurse' when you're sick."

"You better."

Reason 14.

"Despite my lack of cooking skills, I'll learn for you."

"Dear God, no.

Reason 15.

"I'd stay with you even if you don't want me to."

"How's that supposed to help?"

"It's not; that one's for me."

/shot for leaving it off with a sappy reason

So. I plan on making this 7 chapters, each one with 15 reasons, and the last with ten.

I honestly have NO IDEA how I'm doing to end this. xD

HOPE YOU LIKED IT.. DROP A REVIEW, KAY?