CHUCK NORRIS VS THE CREEPYPASTAS
(This is an idea that I wanted to make into a story. Basically, Chuck Norris will be in this story to fight iconic creepypasta characters like Jeff and . And to answer a few questions, I will be using the Internet Chuck Norris, y'know with all of his feats. Also, I will make Chuck fight them with a little length so that it is a bit more enjoyable. Please note. This is my first day on the job. Anyway, Relax, and enjoy.)
It was a normal day for me, Chuck Norris. Normal routine, flying to the moon, returning back before breakfast, making breakfast, the usual. And of course, nobody has dared to attack my neighborhood because, Chuck Norris lives in it. Who would want to attack my neighborhood?
[Sounds of phone ringing]
"What the.." I pulled out my phone and answered it. " Yeah? Who's this?" I said. " C-h-u-c-k..." replied a barely audible voice. "T-u-r-n-o-n-y-o-u-r-c-o-m-p-u-t-e-r..." It must be another one of those prankers. "You've got some serious BALLS to threaten me, but, for fun, i'll play along." I then proceeded to turn on my computer. It booted up, but, all I saw was an .exe file. "This must be what the kids call today as a 'creepypasta'." I grumbled. I executed the file and played through it. Nothing really bothered me. It was cliched as hell. I reached the end and something weird was happening. The lights went out and I was stuck there. My computer started flipping out and then something was emerging from it. "It seems that someone wants to challenge THE Chuck Norris?!" I exclaimed. Looks like I am about to be attacked by this apparition.
"I...am...known...as...Sonic...EXE ...and...I...am...god!" yelled out. "Let's just see about that now, won't we?" I challenged. Suddenly, a shockwave of darkness hit me and knocked me outside my house, making a very noticeable hole in the front. I readied my fighting stance. It flew out my busted house then landed in front of me. "You will join the others that have foolishly played my game." it said. I looked around seeing people running away from my house and then I dusted myself off. "I haven't fought in a long time, you might kill me easily!, you sorry excuse for nightmare fuel!" I taunted. It then grabbed me and threw me into the sky. I regained my balance and then rocketed into the ground like a meteor. When I hit the ground, a massive shockwave rippled out and destroyed my neighbor's and my house instantly. "WHAT?" it exclaimed.
It tried to tackle me but I managed to dodge it and slam my elbow down it's back. I picked it up and punched it in the gut and then threw it a long way forward in front of me. It recovered then threw a scowl at me. " You'll regret that you wretched human!" it said. It then started gathering some kind of energy in it's hands.
I was about to fight against a creepypasta monster. It was a first for me actually, but, they will all drop down dead in the long run against me eventually.
I then stomped hard down on the ground causing another shockwave to ripple. "Heh! Let's just go!" I said.