Authors note: Please don't judge my life by what you read here. My entire
life isn't like this, just some parts. I edited a few parts of this
conversation, because all of the grammar and spelling lines on the Word
program were driving me insane… Anyway, don't judge Amande chan either,
she had no idea I was going to upload this conversation… If you like what
you read here, review it and I'll copy some other ones.
CRAFTYKID: hey!
Amande chan: hiya monkey did Kate get my email?
CRAFTYKID: Did you read the e-mail I sent you about Max?
Amande chan: yes...btw ariel¹ was from me...you were tricked horribly
Amande chan: he doesn't understand that shit
Amande chan: I mean I told him he didn't remember though
CRAFTYKID: I don't know if she did - you're a flatulent monkey prat
Amande chan: that's what I called you I think
Amande chan: flatulent monkey-like prat
CRAFTYKID: I'm just returning the favor
CRAFTYKID: at the risk of sounding stupid.... I'm working on a fan fic now. you're in it.
Amande chan: I'm working on a fic too and you're in mine! AS BURI- CHAN!!!
CRAFTYKID: Wow. (note the lack of enthusiasm) I have you as Amande chan
Amande chan: that's creepy, mine's called Locker Laughter how bout you?
Amande chan: how*
CRAFTYKID: Well, the working title in Conversations With a Friend (don't even ask). I will probably change it, that title frightens me.
CRAFTYKID: *is
Amande chan: it frightens me too...
CRAFTYKID: prat
CRAFTYKID: :-P
CRAFTYKID: have you left me forever (jumping for joy...)
Amande chan: no talking to some insanely obsessed hp and digimon fan
CRAFTYKID: how many can there be....
Amande chan: a lot
CRAFTYKID: iie kuso
Amande chan: something shit?
CRAFTYKID: yes. iie is no. at least I think it is....
Amande chan: k
CRAFTYKID: btw - high chance of code 3 occurring at any time
Amande chan: k
Amande chan: just say 3
CRAFTYKID: will do. I see you've learned a new letter of the alphabet. someday you'll have it all
Amande chan: what?!?!
CRAFTYKID: k
CRAFTYKID: you're slow
Amande chan: k I G E T I T
CRAFTYKID: I'll just call you Samantha² from now on
Amande chan: no you stupid bitch!!!!
Amande chan: muy puta
CRAFTYKID: don't get yourself worked up
Amande chan: does very bitch/whore even make sense?
CRAFTYKID: only in your world. You could ask Jorge.³
Amande chan: good idea I will
CRAFTYKID: honestly.....
Amande chan: j/k
CRAFTYKID: I want to read fics.
Amande chan: it won't let me
CRAFTYKID: me neither....
CRAFTYKID: code 3
Amande chan: monkey
CRAFTYKID: flatulent or otherwise?
Amande chan: otherwise! something much worse, when I think of it I'll tell you
CRAFTYKID: ah.... one can only imagine
CRAFTYKID: will you stop ignoring me?
Amande chan: You're a "eat your own poop 'Samantha' biting max killing spider fearing p.o. sheisse, FLATULANT monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAFTYKID: that just passed 20 feet over my head, and kept going......
CRAFTYKID: I must leave you.....
Amande chan: WHY???
CRAFTYKID: I'm writing my fic. it requires my full attention
Amande chan: NOOOOOO I'll stop bugging you
CRAFTYKID: don't worry -- i'll get on later
Amande chan: actually I have some q's for you!
CRAFTYKID: what be they?
Amande chan: Who is rumored to be a teacher in Book 7?
CRAFTYKID: Fluer, i think. maybe not....
Amande chan: o yeah, now I remember and what is the name of the hippogriff that bit Malfoy
Amande chan: or hurt him
CRAFTYKID: how would I know?
Amande chan: darn...thx anyway
CRAFTYKID: totally. now am I dismissed?
Amande chan: yes
CRAFTYKID: bye
Amande chan: Ja ne
¹Ariel… long story, no time to explain.
²Samantha is just a girl from school. Really slow, never understands jokes.
³Jorge is the foreign exchange student from Mexico.
CRAFTYKID: hey!
Amande chan: hiya monkey did Kate get my email?
CRAFTYKID: Did you read the e-mail I sent you about Max?
Amande chan: yes...btw ariel¹ was from me...you were tricked horribly
Amande chan: he doesn't understand that shit
Amande chan: I mean I told him he didn't remember though
CRAFTYKID: I don't know if she did - you're a flatulent monkey prat
Amande chan: that's what I called you I think
Amande chan: flatulent monkey-like prat
CRAFTYKID: I'm just returning the favor
CRAFTYKID: at the risk of sounding stupid.... I'm working on a fan fic now. you're in it.
Amande chan: I'm working on a fic too and you're in mine! AS BURI- CHAN!!!
CRAFTYKID: Wow. (note the lack of enthusiasm) I have you as Amande chan
Amande chan: that's creepy, mine's called Locker Laughter how bout you?
Amande chan: how*
CRAFTYKID: Well, the working title in Conversations With a Friend (don't even ask). I will probably change it, that title frightens me.
CRAFTYKID: *is
Amande chan: it frightens me too...
CRAFTYKID: prat
CRAFTYKID: :-P
CRAFTYKID: have you left me forever (jumping for joy...)
Amande chan: no talking to some insanely obsessed hp and digimon fan
CRAFTYKID: how many can there be....
Amande chan: a lot
CRAFTYKID: iie kuso
Amande chan: something shit?
CRAFTYKID: yes. iie is no. at least I think it is....
Amande chan: k
CRAFTYKID: btw - high chance of code 3 occurring at any time
Amande chan: k
Amande chan: just say 3
CRAFTYKID: will do. I see you've learned a new letter of the alphabet. someday you'll have it all
Amande chan: what?!?!
CRAFTYKID: k
CRAFTYKID: you're slow
Amande chan: k I G E T I T
CRAFTYKID: I'll just call you Samantha² from now on
Amande chan: no you stupid bitch!!!!
Amande chan: muy puta
CRAFTYKID: don't get yourself worked up
Amande chan: does very bitch/whore even make sense?
CRAFTYKID: only in your world. You could ask Jorge.³
Amande chan: good idea I will
CRAFTYKID: honestly.....
Amande chan: j/k
CRAFTYKID: I want to read fics.
Amande chan: it won't let me
CRAFTYKID: me neither....
CRAFTYKID: code 3
Amande chan: monkey
CRAFTYKID: flatulent or otherwise?
Amande chan: otherwise! something much worse, when I think of it I'll tell you
CRAFTYKID: ah.... one can only imagine
CRAFTYKID: will you stop ignoring me?
Amande chan: You're a "eat your own poop 'Samantha' biting max killing spider fearing p.o. sheisse, FLATULANT monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAFTYKID: that just passed 20 feet over my head, and kept going......
CRAFTYKID: I must leave you.....
Amande chan: WHY???
CRAFTYKID: I'm writing my fic. it requires my full attention
Amande chan: NOOOOOO I'll stop bugging you
CRAFTYKID: don't worry -- i'll get on later
Amande chan: actually I have some q's for you!
CRAFTYKID: what be they?
Amande chan: Who is rumored to be a teacher in Book 7?
CRAFTYKID: Fluer, i think. maybe not....
Amande chan: o yeah, now I remember and what is the name of the hippogriff that bit Malfoy
Amande chan: or hurt him
CRAFTYKID: how would I know?
Amande chan: darn...thx anyway
CRAFTYKID: totally. now am I dismissed?
Amande chan: yes
CRAFTYKID: bye
Amande chan: Ja ne
¹Ariel… long story, no time to explain.
²Samantha is just a girl from school. Really slow, never understands jokes.
³Jorge is the foreign exchange student from Mexico.