Hi! Sooooo, this is the start of an Artemis Fowl fanfic that I might make into a series, I don't know. I'm reading the third book, so I forgive me if I mess up some stuff! And just PS, reviews make me happy! :P
Enjoy this chapter (well, it's actually a prologue :P)! :D
I wish school never existed. Actually, sometimes I wish I never existed. Mostly because of strange reasons that wouldn't make any sense whatsoever to most people. So should I bother relaying my thoughts on myself to someone as mediocre as you? In my opinion, it's a preposterous idea.
Right about now, I believe that you would be thinking about how absolutely 'snooty' I am. You might be right. It's either that or you're jealous. Envious. A green-eyed monster. On the other hand, you might not be, for I have not yet told you who I am. Not yet.
My name is Ardelle Fowl. I am twelve years old. I am what you would call a genius. To add onto that, I would technically be a criminal mastermind with what I've done in the past. Which means that I am rich.
With all these things going for me, you would be jealous. I know I would be, if I weren't myself. But there's one thing that isn't so great for me, one small detail that would make all your envy dissolve.
I should have never existed.