Legends of the Eds Chapter 1: Prologue, a Legend of Zelda + Ed, Edd n Eddy Crossover fanfic

Legends of the Eds

Disk 1: Zelda I

Prologue:

The World's Crapiest NES

It was a normal day in the Cul-de-Sac. The birds were singing, the flowers were blooming, and the Eds were being sucked into Hyrule… Hold on… Let's back this up to a while earlier.

Earlier…

Ed was waiting outside near the mailbox. He had ordered a game system of E-bay 3 weeks ago, and he'd been parked out here for a good amount of them. Ed looked down the street every now and again to see if the mail-truck was here. He'd get all excited when the truck eventually came around, but got disappointed when he found out it was just an overpriced electric bill.

Double D and Eddy, his two best friends, came around to check on the big lug every now and again, but they'd just see him wolfing down a Happy Meal while peering into some binoculars.

Then, after the long wait, the package finally arrived. Ed knew it was the one because it was poorly wrapped in cheap plastic with a giant gap in the middle, but Ed didn't care about the wrapping and tore into the package. Double D and Eddy walked up to him.

"That package finally arrived?" Eddy asked him. Ed nodded frantically while he tried to open the plastic. He finally got it open and pulled out a small game system complete with an old game. Double D looked at the front.

"Only the bestest series ever! Besides Evil Tim." Ed said as he took the game and the NES and ran into his house. The other two quickly followed.

Ed plugged the grubby NES into the wall and hooked up some cables. He slammed on the power button as soon as the other Eds walked into Ed's room. A title screen popped up on Ed's tiny TV.

{LEGEND OF ZELDA}

{PRESS START}

"Oh Boy!" Ed remarked and pressed start on the controller. He entered his file name, which he mis-clicked and the name was "EB". He started up the file and the screen showed an 8-bit field and a fat elf kid that strongly resembled Peter Pan.

Ed played through the game for hours. Eddy fell asleep around the 3rd boss, Manhandla. Double D grew weary during the fight with Gohma. Ed's eyes started sagging right after he beat Ganon.

"Congratulations, EB, you are the hero of Hyrule!" Said NPC Zelda. The screen flashed "The End" before it turned off. Ed felt like he had turned into a walking pile of yellow flesh. The screen suddenly flashed a bright grey. Eddy slowly opened his eyes and Double D sat up in the recliner.

"It appears that the NES has failed. The simple solution is to unplug the TV." Double D walked up to Ed's TV and unplugged it, but the screen flashed again and said in 8-bit letters,

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

The Eds screamed simultaneously as lightning shot out of Ed's TV. It struck Ed and Eddy, and they disappeared. "THIS IS BEYOND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!" Double D yelled as he too got sucked in.

As if nothing had happened, the TV returned to normal. It then exploded into confetti. Yay.

Yay. But seriously, was that a good chapter? It was really short, but it is only the Prologue. BTW, the, "You Shouldn't have done that" was a reference to Majora's Mask Creepypasta, even though that has nothing to do with this fan-fic.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE LEGEND OF ZELDA FRANCHISE OR ED EDD N EDDY. THANK YOU. =P