A/N: Ok...this is odd, yes I know. It's been brewing for a while now and I finally actually wrote
the darned thing. It's obviously set to *N Sync's "Bye bye bye", and it's from Faith's POV.
She's talking about or to Buffy in case I didn't make it clear enough in the spoof. Enjoy!:)
DISCLAIMER: Bye Bye Bye belongs to *N Sync and their respective companies, *N Sync belongs to
whatever the heck record company they're with now, it's respective companies,
and hopefully in part, to themselves;P
Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Faith, and all else Buffy-related belongs to WB network and it's respective
companies. The changes in lyrics however are mine. All mine.


Dedicated to whoever gives Faith her loverly wardrobe.






(hey, hey)
Five by five,
die, die,
die, die,
oh, oh


I'm doin' this tonight,
And, it'll be one hell of a fight,
I, know you can't be right,
Hey Buffy come on,
Just, look what you've done to me,
When you weren't there to see,
So now it's time to leave and make it alone,
I know that I won't take no more,
If your alive,
I, smash your face into the door,
Baby Five By Five


Die, die,
Don't wanna be a fool like you,
Just another slayer in our game of two,
I might be crazy but I say I'm fine,
Baby Five By Five
Die, die,
For you I really wanna make it tough,
Just my way of saying that I've had enough,
I might be crazy,
But I say I'm fine,
Baby Five By Five


(oh, oh)
Just hit me with your stake,
Now, girl you know your just a fake,
You, live for you. And me?
Well, now I really come to see,
That, my life would be much better, once your gone.


I know that I can't lose no more,
Of my life,
I, smash your face into the door,
Baby Five By Five
Die, die,
Don't wanna be a fool like you,
Just another slayer in our game of two,
You may hate me, and hope I die
but I'm five by five.
Die, die
For you I really wanna make it tough,
Just my way of saying that I've had enough, (ooh, ooh)
I might seem crazy,
But I say I'm fine,
Baby Five By Five


And I'm gonna live it up for sure,
I don't wanna be the reason for your pity no more,
die, die,
I'm checkin' out,
I'm signin' off,
I know you are the loser and you've had enough,


Don't wanna be a fool like you,
In our game a two,
So I'll leave me in your mind,
Five By Five


For you I really wanna make it tough, (don't think I'm tough?)
I've had enough,
And I know I'm fine, (Baby, five bye five)
die, die,
Don't wanna be a fool like you,
Just another slayer in our game of two, (You think that I'm the fool)
But it ain't no lie,
I am five by five.


For you I really wanna make it tough, (wanna make this tough)
Go on tell me that you've had enough, (I've had enough)
I might be crazy,
But I say I'm fine,
Five By Five


Another A/N: "Loverly" is a term used in "My Fair Lady". I don't own it. (Better safe then sued;)
Also...sorry for any offense this caused(the whole face in the door thing is...icky imho but it's
all I could think of:P). Ok, signing off.