HERE IS A STORY PB AND I WROTE TOGETHER!!!
It was a normal day in the Hidden Leaf Village, and Team 7 was waiting for their sensei. As usual, Kakashi-sensei was late.
Naruto: WHERE THE HELL IS HE!!! He's later than normal!
Sasuke glares at the blond idiot and Sakura goes up and hits him on the head.
Sakura: SHUT UP BAKA!!
Naruto sits down and starts to pout. All the sudden…
Shikamaru: Look! Up in the clouds!
Everyone looks at Shikamaru like he's crazy. Naruto jumps up.
Naruto: IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S…IT'S…
Three ninja fall out of the sky, landing on Chouji. It wasn't your normal team; there were two girls and one boy.
The first girl stands up. She has shoulder length platinum blond hair, brilliant blue eyes, and a perfect figure. She was wearing a lavender tube top and miniskirt, with hot pink biker shorts and fishnets. She screams…
PB: WHERE'S KAKASHI!!!
The second girl stands up. She had mid back length sandy blond hair, dull blue-grey eyes, and has an athletic build. She is wearing a dark red, sleeveless corset like shirt, with a black sports bra underneath. She had on a mid-thigh, black skirt with slits on both sides and mahogany biker shorts. Walking up to her friend she yells…
Jam: I told you he wouldn't be here yet! We have to wait until he tells his team about us!
Finally the boy stands up. He has shaggy, blood red hair, light green eyes, and has an athletic build. He is wearing a gray hooded sweatshirt with the letters ACA across the front and baggy black pants. He seems to be getting annoyed and speaks…
Klipton: Shut up.
The two girls immediately quiet. Out of nowhere Kakashi appears behind Team 7 and says…
Kakashi: Oh I see you have met Team 9¾…
Team 7 all turns around and scream in high girly voices, PB just faints. Team 7 finally quiets down enough for Kakashi to continue.
Kakashi: Okay well, I guess you haven't introduced yourselves. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, I would like you to meet Klipton, PB, and Jam.
Naruto jumps up and exclaims…
Naruto: Wait! PB and Jam…that sounds familiar…
PB: Yeah, you must have heard of us, we're like the greatest ninja's of like all time!
Naruto:…no that's not it, I was thinking more of a sandwich…
Jam: Yeah, people tend to know more about that than us…
Naruto: But you girls are still really HOT!!!
PB and Jam look at each other and Jam just hits her head with her hand, PB on the other hand…
PB: EWWWWWWWW!!! I WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU!!!
Meanwhile Sasuke and Klipton seem to be having a glaring contest. Kakashi says…
Kakashi: Okay, you do understand you are on a mission to try to untie our villages, so DON'T KILL EACH OTHER!! See ya…
The copy-ninja disappears and Team 7 is now stuck with the crazy Team 9¾.
Now that Kakashi is gone Sakura decides to question these fabulous, but crazy ninja…
Sakura: So where are you from? Wait, with clothes like those you must be from the Hidden Village Under a Rock!
PB did the Z snap and looked at Jam saying…
PB: OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!
Jam, angry about Sakura's comment says…
Jam: No, actually, we're from the Hidden Village in the Clouds. If. You. Must. Know. Oh and only ninja with absolutely perfect chakra control can live there.
Sakura, feeling dissed snaps back…
Sakura: Yeah, well at least guys down here are hot…with the exception of a few-cough-lee-naruto-chouji-kabuto-orochimaru-jiriaha-kankuro-cough-…
Klipton glares and PB exclaims…
PB: WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING SA-
Jam puts her hand up and distracts PB's train of thought. She walks up to Sakura while pointing at Sasuke and grits through her teeth…
Jam: Listen up! First, if you think Duck-Butt over there is hot, then I recommend you getting some glasses! Second, you've never been to the Hidden Village in the Clouds, so you can't diss our guys! And Finally, I wouldn't try to make any of us angry, and especially Klipton, 'cause you don't know what type of butt-whippin you're gonna get!
Sakura, now trembling in fear of Jam, even Inner Sakura was frightened. But Sakura was still ready to diss PB, but PB had already smacked her across the face before she could say anything.
Naruto was extremely fascinated by the cat-fight and didn't notice that Klipton and Sasuke had 'mysteriously' disappeared. As Naruto is making a difficult decision about which girl to cheer for, Jam comes and sits next to him. Sakura and PB continued the fight without even noticed Jam was gone.
Jam: Naruto, why the hell do you like Sakura? She doesn't like you, and probably never will. I happen to know someone who is head over heels for you…
Naruto: Wait, are you saying you like me?
Jam hits her head with hand repeatedly…
Jam: NO YOU IDIOT!!! I was talking about someone else…
Naruto thinks Jam is talking about PB and smiles and says…
Naruto: Oh, I think I know who you are talking about…
Jam: Wow that was a surprise; I would never have guessed you knew about her crush on you. Maybe you should ask her out, I bet she would just faint.
Naruto: Okay well then you and your team should join me, Sakura and Teme at the hot springs later.
Jam: Sure, but I personally don't care for mixed bathing.
Naruto looks disappointed, but then brightens up when he is hit with an idea (strange, yes)…
Naruto: Oh well we can get baths right next to each other, in separate pools I mean…
Jam: Ugh, fine. I guess that is better than being in the same pool. Wait so when are we going?
Naruto: Tomorrow.
Jam nods and gets up to try to remove PB from Sakura. When that is finally done, Sakura looks around and asks…
Sakura: Where's Sasuke-kun?!
PB: Hey, Where'd Klipton go?
A high pitched girly scream is heard off in the distance. Jam sighs and says…
Jam: This can't be good…
Sakura: Yeah, not good for Klipton!
PB: WHAT DID YOU SAY!
Another cat-fight starts and Jam and Naruto separate them. Jam says…
Jam: Let's go before Sasuke gets killed…
Jam and PB start running off before Sakura can protest. Sakura talks as they run…
Sakura: Sasuke-kun can't lose…
Naruto:…he's got Sharingan…
Sakura:…he's super smart…
Naruto:…no one has beat him…
Sakura:…he's super strong…
Naruto:…he has a goal that he won't give up on…
Sakura:…he's super shmexy!
Everyone stops and stares at Sakura, until another girly scream cries out, and they start moving again.
They reach the training grounds and they see Klipton ready to stab Sasuke, who is passed out. Klipton notices them and stops.
Sakura / Naruto: SASUKE-KUN/ SASUKE!!!
Sakura: We have to take him home!
We all end up taking turns dragging Sasuke's butt to the Uchiha Mansion. The door is locked, and Sakura pulls out a key from nowhere. Jam snickers…
Jam: Stalker…
They open the door and Klipton and Naruto carry Sasuke upstairs to his room. Jam notices a familiar chakra in the house and blushes when her name is called…
Itachi: Hey Jam…
Jam: Hey Itachi-kun
Sakura stares at the normally composed, never blushing Jam, blush so easily under the stare of Itachi. Sakura asks…
Sakura: Hey PB, why is Jam blushing?
PB: Oh that's easy! Jam has the biggest cru-
PB was cut off when Klipton was suddenly behind her with his hand over her mouth, and he whispered in her ear…
Klipton: If you tell Sakura, Jam will not only kill you for telling, but she will kill me for letting you slip, and then I will have to resurrect you so I can personally kill you.
PB nodded understanding and said…
PB: Hey Jam, Sakura, why don't we go and like paint our nails!
Sakura: Why?
Jam: Sure! Let's go!
Itachi: Hey just don't use all my nail polish this time.
PB and Jam: OKIE-DOKIE-ARTIE-CHOKIE!
PB and Jam Dragged Sakura up the stairs and down the hall, they reached the bathroom, and they heard and noise coming from it. Jam bravely took the door knob and swung the door open. All three girls screamed, their eyes burned! Kisame was sitting in the tub playing with a rubber duck and singing…
Kisame: You're my rubber ducky! You're my bestest buddy!
The girls quickly shut the door, with that memory that was going to haunt them for the rest of their lives.
Kisame thought he felt a draft and looked up; no one was there, so he continued with his song.
Okay well I hope you liked our first chapter of our story that we have made together!
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