Professor Xavier: Kindly father figure? Or mind-controlling principal?
The X-Men are gathered in the library, where Professor Xavier had called a meeting to talk about their opinions of trying to live like normal teenagers when they were, in fact, anything but normal.
However, he decided to use this convenient opportunity to clear some things up.
:Drugs are bad.: Xavier told them telepathically, embedding it in their adolescent minds. :Do your homework the FIRST time Logan tells you, instead of the fifteenth.: :You will NOT break my expensive knickknacks!: :Fighting is not the answer. Unless I tell you it is. Then kick the other peoples' butts.: :Now, obey me in all things! Unless I'm not there. Then you listen to Jean, she's a good girl. Or Scott. I'm his father-figure and HE listens to me.:
Suddenly, as the teens sat there with their eyes glazed over, the clock struck five. Xavier sighed. Now it was time to drive everybody to their sports and such. He broke the mindlink and started wheeling himself out of the room.
"To the X-Van students! It is time for extra-curricular activities!"
The X-Men are gathered in the library, where Professor Xavier had called a meeting to talk about their opinions of trying to live like normal teenagers when they were, in fact, anything but normal.
However, he decided to use this convenient opportunity to clear some things up.
:Drugs are bad.: Xavier told them telepathically, embedding it in their adolescent minds. :Do your homework the FIRST time Logan tells you, instead of the fifteenth.: :You will NOT break my expensive knickknacks!: :Fighting is not the answer. Unless I tell you it is. Then kick the other peoples' butts.: :Now, obey me in all things! Unless I'm not there. Then you listen to Jean, she's a good girl. Or Scott. I'm his father-figure and HE listens to me.:
Suddenly, as the teens sat there with their eyes glazed over, the clock struck five. Xavier sighed. Now it was time to drive everybody to their sports and such. He broke the mindlink and started wheeling himself out of the room.
"To the X-Van students! It is time for extra-curricular activities!"