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Chapter 1

Bitch-kun

She sat on the edge of the bridge, long, pale legs slightly bent. The soft wind played with her shoulder-blade length pink hair as she read a small brown book resting on her knees. Her captivating sea-geeen eyes scanned back and forth, taking in all the information she could. Yes, it was a peacefull day in Konoha for Sakura Haruno. The beautiful kunoichi was so caught up in her novel, she failed to notice a pair of dark, onyx eyes memorizing her every feature.

There standing only 4 feet away from our medic-nin, was the last Uchiha. (oooo! bet you didnt expect that huh! HUH!?) His stotic face masked his unnerving annoyance and curiosity burning at the flesh in his stomach. Yes, our little ex-avenger was pissed to no ends. He had been standing in that exact spot for...an hour and fifty-two minutes...and his 'oh so loving, adoring, fangirl of a teamate' has not once acknowledged his existance. And the fact that someone else had been earlier than him, didnt help.

'Hmm...wonder what shes reading..'

But before he could finish that thought, all peace was destroyed. Birds squaked, babies cried, trees crumbled, Tsunade screamed 'more sake', Itachi twitched in his grave...yea you get the point. And all this mass destruction was caused by the one, the only, the...

"NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

'Finaly.' Sasuke thought as he stared at a disgruntled Sakura. She obviously did not want to be disturbed.

"SAKURA-CHAN!!!" Naruto yelled as he ran slow motion, (haha i had too) towards Sakura with open arms that would soon grasp his target of affection in a tight embrace and..BAM!

Get his ass kicked.

Yea.

Like I said...peaceful.

"Oww! But Sakura-chan! I just.." Naruto began to whine as he rubbed the growing lump (eww) on the top of his very blonde head.

'Could this day get any worse..' Sasuke sighed.

"Oi morning dickless. Ugly. Traitor." A young shinobi greeted as he approached the bridge.

'...now...it cant get worse..' Growled the Uchiha...out loud.

"Hmm now I have another name for you to add to my list." Sai started.

Sasuke glared.

"Well theres Traitor, Emo, Homo, and now i will call you...bitch-kun." Sai stated, obviously proud of himself.

An unaturally large vein popped on Sasukes temple. The 'pop' was so loud it forced Sakura out of her book...again. (she got bored over all the fighting and went back to reading while Naruto was thinking up his own name for Sasuke instead of the over used 'teme'.)

Sasuke took out a kunai and ran towards Sai with killing intent. His kunai was six inches away from the artists neck when he suddenly found himself...in a (now) cracked tree?

'WTF?' Was all he thought when he looked up at the spot he had been only a few seconds ago.

He regretted it.

His dark eyes met green ones. 'Shit'.

"If you idiots havent noticed...IM TRYING TO READ MY DAMN BOOK!! SO PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES ILL BE READING FROM YOUR EARS!" Sakura screamed and then began to resume her spot on the edge of the bridge.

No one moved a muscle. Naruto was cowering behind Sai who, claiming to be emotionless, was visably scared shitless. And Sasuke...well he was still in the tree.

'Poof!'

Shit.

"Yo! Sorr..." Poor Kakashi began.

"YOUR LATE..." Sakura seethed. A black cloud surrounding her as she stood right infront of her ex-sensei. Poor Kakashi indeed.

"Well..umm...er...uhh..." Kakashi glanced at this teamates, fear screaming from his eyes...err...eye.

No one dared to help.

"Well you see...dayoffnotrainingbye!" 'poof!'

"Oh..great!" Sakura cheered.

Everyone sweatdropped and sighed in relief.

"So Sakura-chan! Whatcha readin?!" Naruto asked, forgetting the entire event even happened.

"Hmm? ooh this? Its a book on emotions. Im reading it to help Sai." She glanced back at him. "And since Kakashi gave us the day off, I can try some off it." She finished and walked up to her new guinea pig stopping suddenly and began glancing around.

"Umm...Wheres Sasuke?" Sakura asked innocently.

'Well starting at the begining you ignored my 'great Uchiha' presence for two hours then you fucking threw me into a fucking tree and threatend to probe me with that damn book of yours only to read it from another orifice located on my face!!!' (mental breath)

"Hn." He 'hned'.

Sakura smiled, "Well come on! Or are you too attatched to your tree over there?"

In a split second, Sasuke was infront of Sakura, his face an inch away from hers, glaring her to hell. And she just...smiled.

"Well lets go eat! How about ramen?" She said as she turned and walked off the bridge, leaving the sent of berries in her wake.

"RAMEN!!" yelled Naruto throwing his fists in the air, with Sakura and Sai following his lead.

"Whatever.." Sasuke grunted as he began to tread his teams path.

Yep..This was Team 7.

Smart

Loud

Strong

and Proud.

Never meant to be,

But worked so perfectly.

Ok i know..no cliffie or anything but this is a story not a oneshot. And i will try to update more than my other stories that i have neglected. Well review and ill update maybe next week!