A/N: I was reading Morganville Vampires, Feast of Fools, and I was in chapter three at the part where Shane and Claire were going to the grocery store for hamburger and I was with my friend at the time and she reminded me of the song "Animals" by Nickelback, which inspired me to write this fanfiction! This is to be dedicated to "Future Mrs. Wayland"!… Love ya!
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters from the Morganville Vampire books, nor do I own the lyrics from "Animals".
Animals
I, I'm driving black on blackJust got my license back
Shane was driving, he was a good driver, and he knew Morganville like the back of his hand, of course.
I got this feeling in my veins this train is coming off the trackI'll ask polite if the devil needs a ride
We pulled into the only all night grocery store.
Because the angel on my right ain't hanging out with me tonightI'm driving past your house while you were sneaking outI got the car door opened up so you can jump in on the run
We were in Morganville, home of the vampires.
Your mom don't know that you were missingShe'd be pissed if she could see the parts of you that I've been kissing
Screamin'
We got a whole extra fifteen minutes!
No, we're never gonna quitAin't nothing wrong with itJust acting like we're animalsNo, no matter where we go'Cause everybody knowsWe're just a couple of animals
"What do you want to do?"
"I want to act like a couple of animals"
So come on baby, get inGet in, just get inCheck out the trouble we're in
"He entered me, and we began acting like a couple animals"
You're beside me on the seatGot your hand between my kneesAnd you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
"Squeezing so hard, we were going so fast!"
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my earBut I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gearsBy now, no doubt that we were heading southI guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switchIt felt so good I almost drove into the ditch
"Screamin' cause it felt so good!!!!"
I'm screamin'
No, we're never gonna quitAin't nothing wrong with itJust acting like we're animalsNo, no matter where we go'Cause everybody knowsWe're just a couple of animals
So come on baby, get inGet in, just get inCheck out the trouble we're in
Parked in the parking lot, the whole car was shaking!
We were parked out by the tracksWe're sitting in the backAnd we just started getting busyWhen she whispered "what was that?"
Heard some strange noises!
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we areAnd that was when she started screamin'"That's my dad outside the car!"
Looking out the window, it dawns on me, "Oh my God, that is my dad!
Oh please, the keys, they're not in the ignitionMust have wound up on the floor whilewe were switching our positionsI guess they knew that she was missing
"Opened the door, Shane was so embarrassed. I was too! Just because they moved to Morganville, we got caught."
As I tried to tell her dad it was her mouth that I was kissingScreamin'
No, we're never gonna quitAin't nothing wrong with itJust acting like we're animalsNo, no matter where we go'Cause everybody knowsWe're just a couple of animals
"He wouldn't hear a word I said! He took her home, and she wasn't ever coming back!"
So come on baby, get inWe're just a couple of animalsGet in, just get inAin't nothing wrong with itCheck out the trouble we're inGet in, just get in
"Baby, we're just a couple of Animals!!!"
Hope you liked it!