The Secret To Raisins by Delliham
What's with the food theme? Don't ask me,
I still don't own StarGate (unfortunately)
LOL
Smiles & Enjoy
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These a'nt no raisins!
Jack stopped, mouth half open, displaying its half chewed contents.
"These A'nt No Raisins!!!" a heavily accented SF proclaimed.
Around the mess, several people spat out their food. Jacks however stayed strangely hanging...
Siiirrr!!!!
Sam Carter ran down the corridor, chasing her CO.
"Sir, don't do this! I'm sure it was just a mistake or something!"
Not even the Blond haired beauty could stop Colonel storming down the hall
Jack...
Papers went flying, littering the ground like leaves in autumn
"Is everything alright?" The archeologist stared in all innocence
Why was Daniel always in the way and always the last to find out?
This is not wise, O'Neill.
The big Jaffa stood guard, blocking the all-so-important door.
"I must insist on a different approach to this situation"
Trust me, there was no other way, however there was another door...
Colonel what the hell do you think your doing?
The smug look Woolseys face said he knew what the General did not.
"Enjoying the new menu I see" Jacks grip on the Zat tightened
Hammond looked from O'Neill, to Woolsey and the back to O'Neill again.
Here! Get Him!
Jack braced himself, preparing to be tackled by the security force.
"Sir, we're going to ask nicely first, if you don't comply, we're going to be a little more... forceful"
Jack lowered his zat; the grin on Woolseys face grew.
You've got one more chance...
A band of SGC personnel stood over their 'guest'.
"Now we told you, you can co-operate willingly or we can make you" The guard smiled.
Woolsey sat, obviously not very happy, bound to a chair in a holding cell...
Oh, but I did.
SG1 walked casually down the hall, everything as normal.
"You didn't have to make him eat it ALL" Daniel grinned, Sam muffled a smirk, Teal'c... almost smiled.
Yep, alien food defiantly was off the menu... for good!
Fin, all gone!
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A.N. - hope you liked it. I got the idea from a card my friend gave me. On the front it had a family or rabbits and the mother is saying to her children..."who left these raisins on the floor... HEY THESES ARN'T RASINS!"
LOL
this story just called for it
Smiles
:) El