Yeh, this is my mutilated idea at a song fic. Ketchup is right in her idea of a song fic. Or mostly. My dad is eating hot cheez-its and the smell is driving me INSANE. I hated the smell/taste of hot things ever since I accidentally drank Tabasco sauce.
Neko own nuttin.
All the sweet, green
icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I
don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake
it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Pein looked over the chorus of the songfic he was meant to be in. "W hat... the... flip.." He said. "Someone Left The Cake Out In The Rain..." He mumbled, "This makes no sense..."
"CAKE?!?!" Konan screamed, whipping out a spoon, "Time for meh to bake a CAKE!!!" And ran off to parts unknown to whip up a cake. "Chokecherry syrup pancakes, un!" Came the shout from the kitchen. Pein shuddered. That did NOT sound good. (It really is! ;P) Half an hour passed.
Suddenly Konan ran in and sang Suddenly I see.
"Her face is a map of
the world
Is a map of the world
You can see she's a beautiful
girl
She's a beautiful girl"
And everything around her is a
silver pool of light
The people who surround her feel the benefit
of it
It makes you calm
She holds you
captivated in her palm
Deidara and Sasori sang the chorus.
"Suddenly I see
(Suddenly I see)
This is what I wanna be
Suddenly I see
(Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me"
Konan, Sasori and Deidara resumed the song.
I feel like
walking the world
Like walking the world
You can hear she's a
beautiful girl
She's a beautiful girl
She fills up every corner
like she's born in black and white
Makes you feel warmer when
you're trying to remember
What you heard
She likes to leave you
hanging on her word
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is
what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it
means so much to me
And she's taller than most
And she's
looking at me
I can see her eyes looking from a page in a
magazine
Oh she makes me feel like I could be a tower
A big
strong tower
She got the power to be
The power to give
The
power to see
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is what I
wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means
so much to me"
"Dude, what the -censored-" Hidan exclaimed. Konan, Sasori and Deidara walked away to make a cake/ eat chokecherry syrup pancakes as if nothing had happened. More songs came from the kitchen/dining room. "Dm DM dada dm da dadam da hay. Doo DM dada dm da dadam da hay." Humming drifted out of the kitchen. "HA! Toldja I could write a song fic! IN YOUR FACE!!!" Yelled a short girl with tiger ears, tail and small wings whose name was Neko. "But that's not a song fic! that's just randomly inserting a song in the fic. A song fic has to be moving and beautiful!" said another, more sensible looking girl protested. "My butt." was the opposition. Hidan opened his mouth. "No, Hidan, I will not curse like a 'normal person'." Neko said. Hidan closed his mouth. "Resuming what I was saying, IN YOUR FACE! That is a load of CRAPOLA! SO-" The yelling was cut short by both females beings sucked into another dimension. "Once more, dude, what the -censored-" A ghostly wail came from... well, if I told you it wouldn't be weird, now would it? "Paris Hilton is a looserrrrrrrr..."
IT'S OVER!
The wail speaks the truth...