The Weakest Link-Pokemon Style

by AngryMew2

Um...Mewberries and I wrote this late at night. We were both really hyper and this is what happened! Enjoy!

1. Round 1

Disclaimer- Give me one GOOD reason why I have to write this.

A/N- AAP=Annoying Audience Person

        CDMB=Crystal Dragon and Mewberries [us!]

        MV=Mysterious Voice

        PO=Professor Oak

        A=Ash

       B=Brock

       M=Misty

       T=Tracey

       Ja=James

       Je=Jesse

       G=Gary

       NJ=Nurse Joy [No, Mewberries not New Jersey! {Mewberries} But what did the basketball players wear to the game then? {Crystal Dragon} Shut up.]

The Weakest Link-Pokemon Style

*Theme music plays and camera zooms in on host and contestants*

PO [in fake British, girly accent {don't ask!}]-Hello, I am Professor Oak and welcome to [does head thing] The Weakest Link-Pokemon Style!  Now let's meet our contestants!

AAP- Hey, he's not a woman!

CDMB- Close enough, right?

*Camera zooms in on each contestant as PO says their names*

PO-Tonight, we have Brock from Pewter City, Misty from Cerulean City, Ash from Pallet Town [drops accent for a minute] don't ask how he got here or why he's here, we just know he's gonna lose!

A- HEY! I thought you were my friend, Professor Oak!

MB [from backstage where she and *~*Crystal dragon*~* are sipping chocolate sodas.]- You can be my special friend Ash!

*Misty glares at Mewberries*

PO [using fake accent again]- Will you PLEASE shut up now?  Thank you. Now, tonight-

CD-Hey, who's in charge of this fic here?

PO-Me! [CDMB- Hey, Professor Oak's abbreviation looks like Po! So, {I got this from an e-mail} Drinky Winky, Tipsy, Ta-Ta, Ho!  MB-Or as my brother sings-Little Weenie, Dip-Nip, Lowlife, Poor!]

CD- You wish!

PO-Actually, I do!  But let's continue with the introductions!  We also have Tracey from Tangelo Island, Jesse and James from Team Rocket, and Nurse Joy from…[turns to Nurse Joy] which city are you from?

B [in lovey-dovey mode]- She's the Nurse Joy from Saffron City!

M- How can you tell?

B- Because her skirt is shorter than the others!

*Nurse Joy looks ready to slap Brock* *Misty hits Brock with her mallet*

PO-Okay, okay, now that you're all done, let's play [does head thing again] The weakest Link.

[Music plays and lights move]

PO- Brock, to get Flareon which stone must you use on Eevee?

B [thinks a second]- Fire Stone!

PO- Correct.  Misty, to evolve Poliwhirl into Politoed, what must you trade Poliwhirl with?

M-King's Rock!

PO-Yes.  Tracey, on the TV show, Pokemon, what is Ash's starting Pokemon?

T- um…[thinks a whole minute]- Charmander!

PO- No, it is Pikachu.  Jesse, name the five legendary birds.

Je- Five?  I thought there were only three!  Um, Moltres, Articuno, Zapdos, that Lugia, and um…[thinks hard]

A [being really stupid and flapping arms]- H-ooh, H-ooh, H-ooh!

M [After whacking Ash with mallet]- You're not supposed to give the answers away! [Covers mouth and blushes]

A-Now who gave the answers away?

M- You!

A- Oh. [Embarrassed]

Je- Oh yeah, Ho-oh!

PO- Correct.  James, out of the Pokemon versions Gold and Silver, which one can Growlithe be caught in?

Ja- I'm going to guess and say Gold.

PO- Right.  Now, Gary-

G- Bank.

PO- Gary, what Pokemon does Golbat evolve into when it levels up due to extreme happiness?

G [smugly]- That's easy, the answer is Crobat, of course!

PO- Correct.  Ash, which Pokemon weighs more? Snorlax or Gyarados?

Ash [thinks a minute]- Snorlax!

PO- Yes.  Brock, what type of Pokemon is Skarmory?

B- Um, flying and…and…um…steel?

PO- Yes!  Misty, we already know about three of the Eevee evolutions.  What are the names and types of the two newest ones?

M- Espeon is Psychic and Umbreon is Dark.

PO- Correct.  Ash-

A- Bank.

PO- Ash, which Pokemon is white on the top and red on the bottom?

A- Voltorb!

PO- No, that is wrong.  The correct answer is Electrode.  Nurse Joy, what is Chansey's evolution due to extreme happiness?

NJ- Blissey.

PO- Correct.  Tracey, what are the three starting Pokemon in Gold and Silver?

T- um…[thinks a minute] I don't know.

PO- Cyndaquil, Totodile, and Chikorita.  Jesse, which pokemon does Giovanni try to unfairly bargain with in Pokemon, The First Movie?

Je- Mewtwo.

PO-Correct. James-

*Timer goes off*

PO- Time is up.  In round one you banked, out of a possible $125,000, you banked a pathetic $7,500.   I cannot complete the question so it is time to vote off [does head thing again] the weakest link!

*players begin to vote and mysterious voice comes on*

MV- Statistically, Tracey was the weakest link.  He got all of his questions wrong.  Misty was the strongest link.  She answered her questions correctly in the least amount of time.  Let's see if the contestants agree with the statistics.

B- Tracey.

M- Tracey.

T- Ash

Je- Tracey.

Ja- Ash.

A- Tracey.

NJ- Tracey.

PO- Tracey, where did you get the idea that Ash started with Charmander?

T- Um, I wasn't thinking.  I followed my first instinct and this time it was wrong.

PO- James, why did you choose Ash?

Ja- Well, I know he's not out this round, but he seems like he'll be easy to take out next round. [Ash glares at him] WHAT?  It's true!

A- I'll remember that next time we're battling.

PO- I'm sorry Tracey, but since it's the votes that count, you are the Weakest Link!  Goodbye.

[Tracey walks out, head hung low.]

*screen changes to Tracey's face*

 T- Really, I think I deserve this.  Misty will probably win.  She's so smart.  She knew what she was doing and everything.

*goes back to playing area*

PO- One down, seven to go.  Until the next chapter of our show is posted, you will have to wait and see who is voted off.  So we will see you next time on [does the head thing again] The Weakest Link.