'That's what you think, sir!' Snape said, pointing with his pinky at Harry.
'Your cheese is so horrible, it's worse than your mothers... NOSE!!' Hermoine replied, eating a whole bag of M&M's in 2 seconds.
'That's an awfully lot of crisps.' Ron said, looking thoughtful.
All of the sudden, Harry bursts into a crab. 'Show-off!' They all yelled at them. 'Always trying to steal my thunder, eh!' Draco appeared out of nowhere.
'Thunderbolts and lighting, very very frighting!' Snape sang. 'Queen rocks!'
'Hey I got a lightning like scar!' Crab Harry said.
'That's so you won't forget the way to Muffinland.' Hermoine said wisely.
'I'm not a fish!' Snape said, looking ticked off.
'Hmm... Fish is yummy, you are not. No, you're right. You're not a fish.' Ron said, waving an American flag.
'I take that as an insult, ma'am!' Snape replied, running around with a shopping cart.
'Oh man, I am so UGLY I cannot look in the mirror anymore. It's just grossing me out!' Lockhart fell out of the sky in Snape's shopping cart.
'Ewwww!' Snape yelled, and drove his shopping cart over Crab Harry.
'HEY! WATCH IT!' Crab Harry shouted, and transformed into a... lobster...
'I'm going to dye my hair!' Draco screamed, trying to get a bit of attention.
'No you won't!' Ron said, trying to eat the American flag.
'No... I won't...' Draco said, walking away, upset.
'Some cheese sure would be nice.' Lobster Harry said.
'Meow mix meow mix!' Hermoine said, running around with her bra on her head, because she has no breasts, she has to wear it SOMEWHERE, so why not on her head, hmmm?
'So... what are we gonna do tonight, Snape?' Ron asked.
'The same thing we do every night Weasley... Try to take over THE WORRRRLDD!' Snape replied, throwing his hands in the air and laughing like a maniac.
'They're Weasley and Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape...' Everyone sung.
'I tried to seduce a pie once!' Lobster Harry said, before transforming into his own... Harry again.
'You know what they say about guys with big noses.' Hermoine said, winking at Snape.
'Er... no?' Snape said, puzzled.
Draco came running back. 'SHE MEANS YOU GOT A BIG-'
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'You're not cool anymore!' Ron and Hermoine shouted at Harry. 'I am!' Harry replied, trying to fight his tears. Hemroine and Ron ran off, leaving Harry alone.
Dumbledore's voice came out of nowhere. 'Feeling lonely?' Harry nodded. 'Need someone to talk to?' Harry nodded. 'Want an intelligent conversation?' Harry thought about these two difficult words for a few moments, then nodded again.
'Then I got the perfect solution for you! Purchase a Longbottom Action Figure today! He's also very very VERY lonely, and he needs a friend, just like you!' Harry suddenly is holding a Longbottom Action Figure. 'Wow this is soooo cool!'
Dumbledore continued. 'He can say 3 different things! 'Damn, I suck!', 'TREVOR!' and the all known 'Why is it always me?'! Buy your Longbottom Action Figure NOW!'
!!!!!!!!!!AND WE CONTINUE THIS INSANE STORY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
'-TOE!' Draco finished.
'Oh OK!' Snape said, and went off to play with his new Longbottom Action Figure.
'Hey look at me!' Harry said, transforming into a blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy.
'Yes, we see. You look like a blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy!' Ron and Draco said, rolling their eyes.
'All Dutch people are weed selling farmers!' Hermoine commented, reading a Dutch book upside down.
'Wait till my Father hears about that!' Draco said, with his nose in the air.
'Yes, but you are blonde!' Harry the blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy said.
'So are you!' Draco said, sticking out his tongue.
'I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE SO I WON'T LOOK SO UGLY LIKE I DO!' Lockhart said, bursting into tears.
'It's OK.' Hermoine said, stroking Lockhart's shoulder.
'No it isn't!' Ron yelled.
'No, it isn't...' Hermoine said, letting go of Lockhart's shoulder.
'Move along, nothing to see here!' McGonagal said, only dressed in Dobby's pillowcase.
'Professor!' Harry the blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy yelled.
'Mister Potter! Why are you dressed as a blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy??' McGonagal asked, confused.
'Tea plants!' Harry the blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy said.
McGonagal ran off crying.
Everyone was standing in a circle, waving.
'THE END!' They all yelled.
THE END!
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'Your cheese is so horrible, it's worse than your mothers... NOSE!!' Hermoine replied, eating a whole bag of M&M's in 2 seconds.
'That's an awfully lot of crisps.' Ron said, looking thoughtful.
All of the sudden, Harry bursts into a crab. 'Show-off!' They all yelled at them. 'Always trying to steal my thunder, eh!' Draco appeared out of nowhere.
'Thunderbolts and lighting, very very frighting!' Snape sang. 'Queen rocks!'
'Hey I got a lightning like scar!' Crab Harry said.
'That's so you won't forget the way to Muffinland.' Hermoine said wisely.
'I'm not a fish!' Snape said, looking ticked off.
'Hmm... Fish is yummy, you are not. No, you're right. You're not a fish.' Ron said, waving an American flag.
'I take that as an insult, ma'am!' Snape replied, running around with a shopping cart.
'Oh man, I am so UGLY I cannot look in the mirror anymore. It's just grossing me out!' Lockhart fell out of the sky in Snape's shopping cart.
'Ewwww!' Snape yelled, and drove his shopping cart over Crab Harry.
'HEY! WATCH IT!' Crab Harry shouted, and transformed into a... lobster...
'I'm going to dye my hair!' Draco screamed, trying to get a bit of attention.
'No you won't!' Ron said, trying to eat the American flag.
'No... I won't...' Draco said, walking away, upset.
'Some cheese sure would be nice.' Lobster Harry said.
'Meow mix meow mix!' Hermoine said, running around with her bra on her head, because she has no breasts, she has to wear it SOMEWHERE, so why not on her head, hmmm?
'So... what are we gonna do tonight, Snape?' Ron asked.
'The same thing we do every night Weasley... Try to take over THE WORRRRLDD!' Snape replied, throwing his hands in the air and laughing like a maniac.
'They're Weasley and Snape, Snape, Snape, Snape...' Everyone sung.
'I tried to seduce a pie once!' Lobster Harry said, before transforming into his own... Harry again.
'You know what they say about guys with big noses.' Hermoine said, winking at Snape.
'Er... no?' Snape said, puzzled.
Draco came running back. 'SHE MEANS YOU GOT A BIG-'
!!!!!!!WE INTURRUPT THIS INSANE STORY FOR SOME COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!
'You're not cool anymore!' Ron and Hermoine shouted at Harry. 'I am!' Harry replied, trying to fight his tears. Hemroine and Ron ran off, leaving Harry alone.
Dumbledore's voice came out of nowhere. 'Feeling lonely?' Harry nodded. 'Need someone to talk to?' Harry nodded. 'Want an intelligent conversation?' Harry thought about these two difficult words for a few moments, then nodded again.
'Then I got the perfect solution for you! Purchase a Longbottom Action Figure today! He's also very very VERY lonely, and he needs a friend, just like you!' Harry suddenly is holding a Longbottom Action Figure. 'Wow this is soooo cool!'
Dumbledore continued. 'He can say 3 different things! 'Damn, I suck!', 'TREVOR!' and the all known 'Why is it always me?'! Buy your Longbottom Action Figure NOW!'
!!!!!!!!!!AND WE CONTINUE THIS INSANE STORY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
'-TOE!' Draco finished.
'Oh OK!' Snape said, and went off to play with his new Longbottom Action Figure.
'Hey look at me!' Harry said, transforming into a blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy.
'Yes, we see. You look like a blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy!' Ron and Draco said, rolling their eyes.
'All Dutch people are weed selling farmers!' Hermoine commented, reading a Dutch book upside down.
'Wait till my Father hears about that!' Draco said, with his nose in the air.
'Yes, but you are blonde!' Harry the blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy said.
'So are you!' Draco said, sticking out his tongue.
'I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE SO I WON'T LOOK SO UGLY LIKE I DO!' Lockhart said, bursting into tears.
'It's OK.' Hermoine said, stroking Lockhart's shoulder.
'No it isn't!' Ron yelled.
'No, it isn't...' Hermoine said, letting go of Lockhart's shoulder.
'Move along, nothing to see here!' McGonagal said, only dressed in Dobby's pillowcase.
'Professor!' Harry the blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy yelled.
'Mister Potter! Why are you dressed as a blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy??' McGonagal asked, confused.
'Tea plants!' Harry the blonde 7 year old girl with pigtails and a pink dress, holding a red lollipop named Suzy said.
McGonagal ran off crying.
Everyone was standing in a circle, waving.
'THE END!' They all yelled.
THE END!
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