Since we haven't read Squire, we came to some conclusions about it. Um, welcome to our world. Those brackets are our thoughts. Confusing, but hey, like I said, welcome to our world.
-Kel is in it. (shock, horror!) (I think we may have cracked 1!)
-Cleon is in it. (seriously, this might be right.) (Jokingly, it's not)
-Since Cleon is in her book, Kel gets mad and decides to kill him (what? It could happen!) (Jokingly or seriously this time?)
-Jendi is horrified, so Amethyst gives her a push. Off Balor's Needle, that is. (Hee hee) (You're morbid. See where I get it from?)
-Kel kidnapped Lalasa. Well, she didn't want anyone to kill Cleon before she got to him.
-Wyldon marries Amethyst.
-Amethyst is shocked, and cuts her "Buttercup" up to put in the wash. (AM! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?) (Well, I got a pair of scissors...) (No, how did you get a washing machine in Tortall?(!))
-Kel decided to rescue Lalasa, cos she wanted the credit! (Go girl!) (Yeah, man!)
-Rose Maiden appears in Tortall. Unluckily, no one is in it, cos she's killed them all! (Then Rose dies, right?) (Hey!)
-At this moment, Amethyst is the only one alive, so she has a big party! (Without Lara Croft!)
See, isn't that just so true?! We are waitin for all this to happen so we can lol when we read it, k?! Amethyst.
Rose is shocked and horrified! Amethyst got married? Rose. Maiden, that is.