Ichigo

Up above the hills so high,

Like a raindrop, falling from the sky.

He yells and swears and screams and shouts,

In hand the victory he did not doubt.

He hits the ground with a mighty 'THUD'

And exclaims:

"DAMN IT URAHARA! YOU COULD HAVE MADE THE PATHWAY BACK TO EARTH CLOSER TO THE GROUND!