disclaimer: I do not own zelda. if I did d'you think I'd
spend my time writing stupid stories about it? Heck no! I'd be working on a brand new game all to
my self with bonus levels where link has to fight Ganandorf with his hands tied behind his back
and ganandorf is a giant pig with very sharp teeth and when you get down to one heart left, Zelda
comes out to heal you and she gives you the giant Pig-smashing sword that you use to smash swine-ganon.
ANyhoo, this is to the tune of livin' la vida loca.
She's in to preminitions
visions big or visions small
I ask a stupid question
I'm up against the wall
(NNEER NEENER NE NUH NOONEE NEE. DDO NENERNUH NOO!)
She's got a messed up nanny,
who is one horrific sight.
She wears far too much makeup
but she taught me a lullaby.
She's got the triforce of wisdom so
you know she's got a brain.
She likes to ride her nanny's horse
out in the pouring rain.
But she should just take the train.
Upside inside out,
she's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
livin' la vida loca
her lips are flamingo pink
and her skin's as white as uh... snowca
she will wear you out
livin la vida loca.
(NEER NEENER NE NUH NOONEE NEE! DOO NENEERNUNOO!)
Woke up in clock town city,
in a funky cheap hotel
even though the owner is pretty,
dear lord, what is that smell?
She's got the triforce of wisdom so
you know she's got a brain.
SHe likes to ride her nanny's horse
out in the pouring rain
Why doesn't she just take the train?
Upside inside out,
she's livin la vida loca
she'll push and pull you down.
livin la vida loca
her lips, flamingo pink
and her skin, as white as snowca
she will wear you out
livin la vida loca
livin la vida loca
I'm taking her to Boca
She makes real good mocha.
please review. and be brutal. but not too brutal or you'll make me cry.
spend my time writing stupid stories about it? Heck no! I'd be working on a brand new game all to
my self with bonus levels where link has to fight Ganandorf with his hands tied behind his back
and ganandorf is a giant pig with very sharp teeth and when you get down to one heart left, Zelda
comes out to heal you and she gives you the giant Pig-smashing sword that you use to smash swine-ganon.
ANyhoo, this is to the tune of livin' la vida loca.
She's in to preminitions
visions big or visions small
I ask a stupid question
I'm up against the wall
(NNEER NEENER NE NUH NOONEE NEE. DDO NENERNUH NOO!)
She's got a messed up nanny,
who is one horrific sight.
She wears far too much makeup
but she taught me a lullaby.
She's got the triforce of wisdom so
you know she's got a brain.
She likes to ride her nanny's horse
out in the pouring rain.
But she should just take the train.
Upside inside out,
she's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
livin' la vida loca
her lips are flamingo pink
and her skin's as white as uh... snowca
she will wear you out
livin la vida loca.
(NEER NEENER NE NUH NOONEE NEE! DOO NENEERNUNOO!)
Woke up in clock town city,
in a funky cheap hotel
even though the owner is pretty,
dear lord, what is that smell?
She's got the triforce of wisdom so
you know she's got a brain.
SHe likes to ride her nanny's horse
out in the pouring rain
Why doesn't she just take the train?
Upside inside out,
she's livin la vida loca
she'll push and pull you down.
livin la vida loca
her lips, flamingo pink
and her skin, as white as snowca
she will wear you out
livin la vida loca
livin la vida loca
I'm taking her to Boca
She makes real good mocha.
please review. and be brutal. but not too brutal or you'll make me cry.