DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN CROSSING JORDAN… I AM MAKING NO PROFIT FROM THIS. THIS IS MERELY FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF MYSELF AND OTHER FANS. THANK YOU.

NOTE: Yes, I realize there are a lot of fics like this out there, but this is what the muses wanted and this is what was written. There's more somewhere, I was writing it hard copy style, but I have to find it, seem to have misplaced the notebook while cleaning… I'll try to update as I can. Please read and review. Constructive criticism is welcome… Anyone FLAMING will be viewed with contempt, disdain and laughed at for being a complete idiot. Have a nice night!