Author's note: This will most likely not make sense. If you read my friends story (which you can't 'cause she hasn't posted it) this would make sense. But I wanted to post this story (crack fic) because we thought it was funny. I'll give you a little background.
My character Tearju (which is in my other one shot 'The Closet') hates Lulubell, Tyki is trying to be good and wants Road to join him because he loves her, and pretty much everyone else is the same but you know…crackish. Anyways here you go. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own D. Gray-man or any of the characters. I do own Tearju.
A day at the house of the Noah!
Tyki grabbed Road by the shoulders and shook her hard.
"Stop being EVIL!" He yelled.
Lulubell was talking to Skin while Tyki tried to get Road to leave the dark side (even though they had cookies) and join the order with him.
Lulubell was talking about wanting milk, which was fueling Skin's dirty mind, when suddenly Jasdero shot Lulubell in the head with his gun.
"Oh shit," said Devit. "Why did you do that?"
"Jasdero shrugged while thinking, we all secretly wanted to do that.
Tearju ran out of the closet she was hiding in and skipped towards the dead carcass of Lulubell. She laughed.
"Take that, bitch!" She screamed as she ran back into the closet.
The Earl came in and looked at the scene before him: Tyki shaking Road who had a sadistic happy smile on her face, Skin was looking at dirty magazines, and the twins were playing with Lulubell's dead body like it was a giant doll.
He sighed and thought, just another day.
Author's note: Like I said this is a total crack fic. Hope you liked it anyways
-Lovestoryfreak