It was a beautiful day on Cybertron when Megatron decided it was time to FUCK the SHIT out of Starscream. He had been repressing his hate-love feelings for the treacherous piece of man since they first met and now he was going to Show Starscream who was the boss (with his cock.) Megatron Transformed into his gun mode and flew around looking for his homosexual robot lover. He finally found Starscream emerging from a pit of other gay jet planes who he had undoubtedly just had lots of gay sex with. Megatron had transformed and landed in front of Starscream, surprising him.
"Megatron is that you?" He yelled like a girl (which he isn't.)
"Here's a hint!" Megatron yelled back even though they were close enough to where yelling wasn't a viable form of communication.
Megatron and Starscream began to have lots of gay robot sex. Fangirls everywhere began to cream their over-sized pants as their shipping was finally realized.
"OTP!" the whole world yelled out as Starscream took the biggest robot dicking of his life.
Even the great Autobot leader Optimus Prime cried out in enjoyment: "They have the touch!" and began to fist every Autobot he saw. Eventually the entire planet of Cybertron became a big-ass orgy of robots, GAY robots, all fucking each other with their robo-penisis. All female Cybertronians were immediately killed so they could make it as big of a robo-sausage fest as they could.
Even the almighty powers of Unicron couldn't resist all the gay sex that was happening, he knew he had to get his GIGANTIC dick sucked. He headed straight for the orgy. Everything was gay and magical. Especially Hotrod.
Just when the orgy was reaching its climax, laughter was heard, female laughter.
"Oh you sillies!" all the queer robots looked out to the sky and beheld a sight they had never imagined! A pink Pony was floating around in space laughing at them. Her name was Pinkie Pie. "that's not how you have an orgy!" she said with a giggle. She raised her hoof and suddenly a whole fleet of X-wings from Starwars flew in at light speed. All their cockpits opened simultaneously and out jumped an army of My Little Ponies! "This is how you have an orgy!" all the ponies began to have lesbian pony sex.
The Transformers stood in awe at the might of the pony orgy. They looked at each other and they their gay lovers. They realized this was dumb and fan fiction is dumb.
We all pretended I didn't write this and went about our day like regular people.