AN: I don't own House MD the show or the characters, The Rolling Stones, Nike, Jesse McCartney, ipod/Apple, or The Who.

House was fast asleep in his own bed at midday on Monday, so it didn't take a genius to figure out why his pager, cell and home phone kept going off. Finally after the tenth time his Rolling Stones ring tone went off (alerting him to the fact the Wilson was calling him), he took his head out from under his pillow and decided to face the day.

House went into his bathroom had a long shower and threw on the first pair of jeans he found and went in his wardrobe to look for his newest favourite tee-shirt that said 'Beware of Me, Forget the Dog!' Finally he found his leather jacket and Nike shoes and jumped on his bike and left.

House finally arrived at the hospital and slipped in the front door hoping to avoid the evil Cuddy, but unfortunately luck was something House wasn't capable of having on this horrible Monday.

"Dr. House!"

"Hello Dr. Cuddy, I'm amazed I didn't see you, what with all that extra baggage hanging out of your low-cut blouse and all."

"House, it's Monday, midday and you scheduled for clinic duty. Yet I haven't actually seen you diagnose any patients or make any patients cry so far? Explain to me why."

"Um... You think you haven't seen me but see I'm just a hologram the real House is inside Exam Room 1 being a good boy and diagnosing children with the sniffles and explaining to the concerned parents that their child won't die with a cold."

"Good bye Dr. Cuddy I have to go see my own children and see if they can cope without daddy giving them instructions."

And with that he walked into the elevator and pressed the close doors button just as Cuddy reached them. House got off on the forth floor and headed for his office and put on his i-pod but was shocked to discover, once he put the earphones in, he was listening to Jesse McCartney and not The Who.

House stormed, well as fast as a person with a limp can, to question his team about his

i-pod, but on the way out of the door he stubbed his toe. His team didn't notice his grunt of pain as they were discussing a new case or maybe it was the new bar they'd visited last night. Either way House didn't care, finally after the throbbing calmed down a bit he finally went to confront them.

"Hello children, Daddy's arrived."

House received absolutely no response to finally he lent over and took the salad Cameron was eating and started eating it himself.

"Hi House."

"We have a new case."

"So I see, but I have something bigger on my mind can you please explain what Jesse McCartney is doing on my i-pod under the name of The Rolling Stones?"

All of his team burst out laughing.

"Okay, which one of you did this? I bet it was the wombat, after he seems to enjoy boy bands and the like."

Foreman replied: "Actually House none of us did this, but we sure wish we'd thought of it first rather than whoever did."

And with that the whole team burst out laughing.

Finally House left the room, limping more than usual, hurrying to find Wilson.

House found Wilson in his office with a patient and as usual House couldn't wait to see Wilson so he started throwing pebbles at the door. Wilson politely asked his patient to wait a few minutes.

"House I'm with a patient."

"I see, is she dying?"

"Um... No but very soon she will be."

"I only came to ask you if you by any chance put Jesse McCartney under name of The Rolling Stones on my ii-pod."

Very innocently: "No, why would you think it was me?"

"Because, it seems a Wilson sort-of thing to do."

"Okay, okay. I confess your team dared me to do it for a hundred dollars each if I could manage to do it and make you get angry in the process."

House storms off leaving Wilson to wonder what he'd done wrong.

House quietly went into his office and started work on his payback for Cameron, Foreman, Chase and Wilson.

An2: Please review as it keeps me writing and makes me actually think people want me to write and I'm not wasting my time. If you like this story you might like to check out my other two stories: 13 Years Later & Still Over Protective and Play by Ear.

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