Whovian Guide Book

by Enemy of the Daleks

in here is how to know you're a whovian, how to annoy them if you're not, fanfictions that you should read,and other things like funny quotes, or lines. feel free to message me anything you think should be in the book

1. You know You're a Whovian when

ever you go to a party you always bring a banana

2. You go on roller coasters and scream GERONIMO!

3. Chameleon Circuit is the best band ever

decided that pears, apples, beans, bacon, yogurt, carrots, and bread and butter are things you will never eat again

5. You've used the term 'Wibbly-Wobbly" to answer at least one question on your science homework

've over used a certain knock knock joke a lot

someone asks you who should win the election, your immediate response is "Saxon"

8. Teacher: how do you solve this problem?

You: Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

9."Spoilers"

10. Your favorite excuse not to go to school is:

"I can't go to school today, I think I might be regenerating."

11. You glare at shop window dummys when you walk by

12. You know the speach that the Doctor says in "The Pandorica Opens" by heart.

13. Your favorite insult is "You're so thick, you're Thick Thick from Thicktown, Thickania, and so's your dad."

14. When entering a room, you like to shout "It's bigger on the inside!"

can't help but wonder if the snow is really ash.

are afraid to spend Christmas in London.

first thing you think when you see a gas mask is "Are you my mummy?"

see a screwdriver and think "This could be more sonic."

you make a mistake typing you say outloud "You will be deleted."

cried when the 10th doctor didn't get to finish saying goodbye to Rose.

21. You have described something as "Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Whimey".

22. You can tell what episode it is just by what the compaionions are wearing

23. you have a plan for when the TARDIS comes for you

24. You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of shadows.

25. You have a mini freak out everytime you see someone wearing a bow-tie

26. The is a Doctor Who quote for everything.

27. Bingle Bongle Dingly Dangle Yickety-Do Yickety-Da Ping Pong Lippy-Toppy To-Ta

28. "Twilight or Harry Potter?"
"Doctor Who."

29. You name you daughter after your daughter

30. Buy a Wedding dress with pockets

31. 9, 10, 11 aren't just number

32. No matter were you live you know what Raxacoricofallapatorius is

33. In 20 years time you will be forcing your kids to watch Doctor Who

34. the number 10 makes you swoon

35. BARROWMAN!

two shadows is a death sentance

37. correctamendo!

38. WHO DA MAN! right never saying that again