CAPTAIN CHICKEN WING
by Laura
opening on 1940s jazz concert –
- as everybody boogies down 12 year old boy emerges to front of the crowd –
BOY: I'M CAPTAIN MURICA I'M SO LITTLE AND SKINNY. WHY WON'T SUZY TAKE ME TO THE ICE CREAM SOCIAL
dr bratwurst the german doctor punches him in face
stabs w/ needle
DR BRATWRUST: SOMETHIN'S HAPPENING
BOY: OH MAN NOW IM A HETEROSEXAL OILY MUSCLE MAN
SOLDIER WITH BOOBS: DAMN THOSE ARE SOME FINE ASS MUSCLES touchES chickenwing's moob
CAPTAIN CHICKENWANG: I'M A BIG MAN NOW. I GOTTA GO DO BIG BOY MAN THINGS
dr bratwurst is shot *
CAPN C: DR GERMANY NOOOOOO
dr germ touches chickenwing's moob * ICH BIN EIN DEADING
BUNKY: CAPTAIN CHICKENS IS IT TIME FOR MY * wink * PLOT TWIST?
CAPTAIN CHIKKLES: MIFFY I WILL PUSH YOU OFF A TRAIN. GET BACK IN MY POCKET
BUFFY hops in to captain's cleavage
CC: TIME TO BOOGIE DOWN
everybody explodes. a red plasticine skull with a winning smile emerges from the smoke *
SKULL: CATPAIN CHICKEN WANG I HAVE COME TO – OH MY HELLO SAILOR
punches *
skull deading and fly into space
captain chicken wing fly into 2013
CAPTAIN CHACKANS: OH HEY FREE HEALTHCARE
THE END